You had me at “pantsless-rasslin”.
He had me at “Magic Muffins”
Make them big enough for a manly-man.
You want them to be filling, right?
So give it a nice, big, long, thick stump and a plump pleasing top.
Preferably with a cream cheese filling.
or so Lubell and f4n4l said.
also, to keep proper thread form: I’ve always felt better after a hard crossfit workout, if I can go for a swim or even do some moderate calisthenics or newaza/BJJ.
Seems to cleanse the muscles or something. Endorphin release?
[Rock Ape]
STOP POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU FAGGOTS!!!
[/Rock Ape]
Raz, by quoting Rock Ape, are you inferring that you’d like to share one of our “Manly Magic Muffins”[tm] with him?
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING MUFFINS UP YOUR ASSES YOU FUCKING TWATS!!!
Twats is the word he uses, right? I’m not too familiar with these limey terms.
MUFFINS you limey-douchebag, not crumpets! Stupid cunt. Bugger yer momz.
Something like that.
I think Raz is offering to give you a clensing muffin colonic.
Sounds like you two boys have a FULL weekend a-HEAD.
yessir! Fleet Week is almost here and there will be lots of SEAMEN about town! Better bake up some extra muffin-sandwiches!
So we know where Lubell will be mooring up this week.
guess he will be stealing his wi-fi from Serge’s house.
cool! My alternative energy windmill brokedown so having a Dutchie around will help!
This is such a beautiful thread serge, I like your idea of a muffin for every workout type/recovery. Alas I haven’t eaten a muffin in at least 5 years. I do bake them and some of my eager fans favourites are the following:
Citrus rind and buttermilk
Date and walnut
Banana and cinnamon with rolled oats
Raisin and bran
Substitutions I make:
Wholemeal flour instead of white
Canola oil instead of butter/margarine
Cut the egg content slightly (eg. 3 whites and 2 yolks for a batch of muffins)
Muffins I make when my girlfriends visit:
wow, could I be one of your girlfriends?
I’m making chicken soup with dumplings, comfort food for a cold evening!
Muffins I make when my girlfriends visit:
These, these right up here^^ are the reason you are a big fat gelatinous whale of a *warthog.
*no pics proves above statement to be complete truth.
doesn’t matter!
this thread is for muffins:
and men:
and muscles:
mmmmmmm muscles
and now for the kicker. This photo was coupled with this caption
“This is me and my father, Wayne Harris, The Most Caring, Honest and Strongest Man that I know. I LOVE YOU DAD.”
Citrus rind and buttermilk recipe plz.
Just because you “tuck” doesn’t make you a girl.
If you’re looking for a tasty banana muffin recipe that’s not too high in calories try this:
3 cup Whole Wheat Flour
3/4 cup Rolled Oats
1 tbsp Baking Powder
1/2 tsp Ground Cinnamon
1/4 tsp Ground Nutmeg
1 tbsp Sugar
1 Egg
2 tbsp Vegetable Oil
1 1/2 cup Lowfat Milk
1 small Banana, cubed
1/4 cup Sunflower Seeds, toasted
Recipe Instructions:
Combine the flour, oats, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar
in a bowl. Add the remaining ingredients and blend.
Spoon into oiled muffin tins or paper muffin cups.
Bake in a 375-degree oven for 15 to 20 minutes.
Makes 12
One Muffin = Calories: 180 Carbohydrates: 29 Protein: 5 Fat: 5
Sodium: 91 Potassium: 221 Cholesterol: 23
Source: Holiday Cookbook by Betty Wedman, American Diabetes Association
Servings: 12
If you want a bit of variety you can add a few tablespoons of chopped walnuts, mixed nuts and seeds, raisins or pumpkin seeds.
EDIT: This thread moves too fast for me - Lily beat me to the good stuff 