MMA vs. Ninjutsu

I am pretty sure there is no way that can be a legit statement. I’ve been trying to figure it out logically and it’s like it’s its own logical fallacy.

I try to be funny, but it never seems to work. I love all the ninjer haters on this site. I think it’s hysterical how people bash traditional arts. But all these bjj guys talk about effectiveness and how they can win fights. But I have yet to see a bjj guy that can take a bullet to his head or survive a cut to his throat. Mixed martial arts training should involve weapon use. Real, up to date weapons. I love guys who think they’re hard. Just because you flip tires and knee bob dolls doesn’t mean you’re gonna win. I used the word warrior to mean someone who likes to fight or has to fight for real. I know police officers in Brooklyn,ny who worry about their lives on a monthly, even weekly basis depending on their post. I have seen alot of fits and trainings. There doesn’t seem to be a single style out there that is “the best” , so yeah, I’m kinda just stirring up some shit to take the so called mixed martial artists/bjj/ ninjas down a peg.

Perhaps my post doesn’t apply to you guys specifically. Maybe one of you is a true warrior. I’m not going to be childish and ask to see you fight in a video to prove your manhood. You know what a warrior is. I think you do at least based on how quick you responded.

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620516]I have a micropenis, this causes me to talk vast amounts of shit about things I dont really know about[/QUOTE]

Cool story bro.

In all seriousness, I think you need to shut the fuck up and start preparing an apology for all the military and LEO members of this site for that shit you just spouted.

Logical fallacy? Besides fighting, are you a philosophy student? Not too many people use that term on this site. There are a ton of logical fallacies, none more popular than the ad hominem fallacy. For those not as educated in philosophy as our friend here, it’s when someone attacks the speaker personally, instead of attacking the content of their argument. Fitting for some threads. People dismissed simply because of their style or newness to the site. ( don’t get me wrong though. Some people consider themselves martial artists that clearly are not by any criteria, and some noobs post questions or comments already made here, wasting others time and effort.)

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620518]Perhaps my post doesn’t apply to you guys specifically. Maybe one of you is a true warrior. .[/QUOTE]

We all are true warriors. Well, I am anyway. I fucking warrior all over this motherfucking keyboard. Sometimes my warrior gets stuff on the screen and if I don’t clean it, shit stays for weeks and I have to pretend it’s not there when the boss is here but he knows, he knows that when I’m “working late” it’s cause the missus is pissed and I ain’t gettin’ any.

I have a micropenis, but I never admitted that, and who needs to apologize. Not me. I think if you want me to apologize to Leo and military I would say you don’t know my background and that my name perhaps gives you an idea to what I might do for a living.
If there was a miscommunication let me restate that it is the warrior ( often times synonymous with military or law enforcement) that I was praising. I do in fact apologize if my post failed to show that. Sometimes my fingers hit the wrong keys. Problem with having a micro penis is that I also have micro fingers and this keyboard is huge.

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620527]Logical fallacy? Besides fighting, are you a philosophy student? Not too many people use that term on this site. There are a ton of logical fallacies, none more popular than the ad hominem fallacy. For those not as educated in philosophy as our friend here, it’s when someone attacks the speaker personally, instead of attacking the content of their argument. Fitting for some threads. People dismissed simply because of their style or newness to the site. ( don’t get me wrong though. Some people consider themselves martial artists that clearly are not by any criteria, and some noobs post questions or comments already made here, wasting others time and effort.)[/QUOTE]

Hey douchebag (ad hominem), we know all about the use of logical fallacy and the fact that you think it isn’t used often on this site just shows how n00b you are, you fucking n00by-no-nuts-know-nothing (ad hominem). Now, if you would care to build another strawman and possibly go fish for some red herring, you can now go fuck yourself.

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620518]Perhaps my post doesn’t apply to you guys specifically. Maybe one of you is a true warrior. I’m not going to be childish and ask to see you fight in a video to prove your manhood. You know what a warrior is. I think you do at least based on how quick you responded.[/QUOTE]
When you look down upon your village, dressed in your full battle regalia complete with your tanto and enough shuriken to take on the full brunt of the Kahn’s forces with your cape gracefully flowing in the breeze giving your silhouette the noble demeanor of a silent guardian, do you ever think to yourself,

“I forgot to open the garage door before I opened the varnish, didn’t I?”

Quotation marks gone wild!

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620498]I think both fighters wouldn’t last too long against a real fighter with either bjj or ninjutsu[/QUOTE]
I’m struggling a bit to understand how you went from the statement above, claiming that a “real fighter with either bjj or ninjutsu” will quickly finish either of the two guys in the video to your response below mine.

[QUOTE=jnp;2620505]I beg your pardon? Or are you just trying to be funny?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620516]I try to be funny, but it never seems to work. I love all the ninjer haters on this site. I think it’s hysterical how people bash traditional arts. But all these bjj guys talk about effectiveness and how they can win fights. But I have yet to see a bjj guy that can take a bullet to his head or survive a cut to his throat. Mixed martial arts training should involve weapon use. Real, up to date weapons. I love guys who think they’re hard. Just because you flip tires and knee bob dolls doesn’t mean you’re gonna win. I used the word warrior to mean someone who likes to fight or has to fight for real. I know police officers in Brooklyn,ny who worry about their lives on a monthly, even weekly basis depending on their post. I have seen alot of fits and trainings. There doesn’t seem to be a single style out there that is “the best” , so yeah, I’m kinda just stirring up some shit to take the so called mixed martial artists/bjj/ ninjas down a peg.[/QUOTE]
So you’re trolling to take " so called mixed martial artists/bjj/ ninjas down a peg" by claiming that a “real fighter with either bjj or ninjutsu” will beat them? I’m confused. Where does the imaginary line between “real fighter with either bjj or ninjutsu” end and the one for " so called mixed martial artists/bjj/ ninjas down a peg" begin?

I’m all for taking BJJ or MMA nutriders down a peg or two, but please have the common courtesy to do so with a logical thought progression.

Thank you and have a nice day.

That was lovely. You’re so witty.obviously a scholar and a fighter. And my status on this site is as a noob, so I’m not sure how painful it is for me to be called that. And please, let’s not turn this into an intellectual forum on the sciences and arts. I started and it’s my fault. I’ll stop… Well actually you started by interjecting that my post was a " logical fallacy", but I’ll stop anyway.

If you didn’t get the humour in pointing out that your post had elements of fallacious reasoning regarding ninjitsu, not my fault. I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure someone else on here at least chuckled.

Oh, I didn’t see the video. I was really just stirring some shit and commenting based on some of the thread that came up when I was google searching something. I’m not on here at all really. I was asked to come on a few years back to comment on something for someone. I’m addicted enough to Facebook as it is. I’d be on this everyday. I use this sight to check out schools I’m looking to train at.

At battlefields ----- I did chuckle too.

Gotcha: tourist.

Goodnight all. Truth is I probaly won’t be on this site for months. I look forward to checking in on all the warm and fuzzy comments that await. And please look at everything I’ve written here today. I don’t think you can take what I say too seriously, I surely don’t.

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620539]That was lovely. You’re so witty.obviously a scholar and a fighter. And my status on this site is as a noob, so I’m not sure how painful it is for me to be called that. And please, let’s not turn this into an intellectual forum on the sciences and arts. I started and it’s my fault. I’ll stop… Well actually you started by interjecting that my post was a " logical fallacy", but I’ll stop anyway.[/QUOTE]

Actually, he said it was “like it’s own logical fallacy”, not that it “was a logical fallacy”. Of course, you made some kind of claims about real “ninjutsu” fighters and implied that ninjutsu was a “traditional martial art”, all the while using local vernacular like “ninjers”.
Perhaps it really would be better if you fucked off for awhile, just make sure you get a clue before you come back.

MMA vs. Ninjutsu

MMA guy beat Ninja guy hard good Hurr Hurr

MMA vs. Ninjutsu

This was hilarious. The five or six low rounds in a row were poetry. Take that ninjer, and that, and that, that, that and that.

[QUOTE=lawman739;2620516]But I have yet to see a bjj guy that can take a bullet to his head or survive a cut to his throat.[/QUOTE]Yeah, whereas ninjas could take a gunshot to the head with nary a eye blink.

Hell, the bullet would keep their solitary brain cell from getting so lonely.