MMA SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

I for one am tired of all these guys who start MMA and think they can take people who have trained in Karate for years. Looks like alot of gay love going on in that cage to me.

You said it! And it seems like people who do MMA are really insecure (my new word for the week). They talk a lot of smack and beat the hell out of each other for awhile then they go on like Mark Coleman and sell used cars or become landscapers. :icon_bigs

now why the fuck you gotta go and bring papa smurf into this?

I’m a small insecure man!:icon_geek

Once again SEARCH FUNCTION NOOB!

How many times have we had the MMA/BJJ as Kama Sutra joke? Has there been a thread on the subject where no one says “Gee… those two guys look they’re… tee hee… having (whispers) sexual relations… tee hee”

Also, i note that you have offered no argument to support your claims that MMA is suckful.

Having a eight or so year background in karate before discovering kickboxing an dBJJ i am qualified to say that yes, the karate guy is going down almost every time vs MMA/kickboxers/BJJ etc

Those damn MMA fighters are just insecure, that’s why they go around beating up XMA people and mcdojo blackbelts.

First, why are you so opposed to openning up old debates.

Second, karate guy wins every time. Seen it happen too many times to fall for the ‘MMA is better that anything in the past’ argument.

MMA has rules and is a sport. They are not prepared for the street. they rely too much on grappling which is difficult on pavement. They do not train for the kinf of mental control neccessary to execute techniques in moments of panic.

Yea, those dang MMA guys. All they can do is sodomize them single-system karateka. Dang romos.

Damn straight. MMA pussies… I remember one night, I was all up in the club, and this MMA motherfucker bumps into me and spills my drink so I palm his face and give him a good shove. Little bitch looked like he was going to throw down, but then he turned and left, saying that he was going to spend the next three months watching my fight tapes and training to fight me specifically. I was like… fuck that, and I yap sohnal chiluki’d his ass straight to a hospital.

What type of okinawan karate have you done? For how long? Under who’s instruction and where?

Define shaolin kung fu? For how long? Under who’s instruction and where?

And why olympic TKD is a martial arts if they are fighting under rules and with protection just like boxers do? You haven’t answered the question, you dumb fuck.

Again, Thaiboxren shows a perfect example of insecurity at its finest. What really scares you TB? Is it the dark? Or is it when someone pins you? Or when you think about getting old and your current squeeze dumps you for someone with a “real” job?
This board is a shrinks dream!!!:eusa_wall

I know I can beat any MMA’er in the street. They might get me in a choke or arm-bar, but all I have to do is tap. They’ll let go, then I commence to beating them down again. MMA people can’t deal with the tapping.

If trolls are going to be talking shit, we may as well derail this thread and make it better… so here…

MMA guys can’t even do a go hado-ken. How the hell are they gonna fight in the street?

Okay, this has to be trolling… dude, why would anyone slowly ramp up a submission in the streets? If it’s not in a ring, and there is no ref, that move is getting cranked until tendons pop and bones crackle, and it won’t take long enough for your “I surrender… not!” diversion (please don’t tell me you believe that works) to be put into use.

The quickest way to stop an MMA’r…throw a college schedule at him! " MMA’rs to lazy to work & to dumb to fight for real money!:hitlerdan

You seem to like women that look alot like guys.

…and Thai boxers cant strike without gloves.

They can, but then it is just bare knuckle boxing… and since we all know boxing isn’t a martial art, it loses half of its effective power and its asian heritage bonus to intimidation.

Bullshido a definition- A bunch of trolls that get together and pretend to be tuff; arrange meetings to fight other trolls; then bag other trolls that won’t “show up” to fight in their homo troll games. :glasses10