Has anoyone been watching blind date? The last two UFC guys on there were chasing AWAY the girls. One guy was too sensitive and the other one ended the date because sex would be too time consuming.
Maybe they had a fight the next day and their coaches told them not to spill their chi.
I don’t think gay is the right term, I think they’re just into the harder end of s&m domination trips with a side kink of exhibitionism. With a normal date, first they’ll have to establish trust, boundaries and acceptable code-words with their date before they can pound the snot out of each other. Whereas with mma they can just go all out on the first date and rely on the crowd to give them that extra lift from getting all sweaty in public - it’s a bit like aikidokas going the easy route to being a public tranvestite by donning the hakama. Not wrong, just being efficient in how they get their sexual gratification.
I need to post that on my dojo wall.
Next time when in someone’s guard start humping. Quickest tap ever.
Edit: Or it makes you a new friend. Either way you are a winner.
I have often wondered if there was an inverse relationship between gayness and effectiveness in martial arts. Take BJJ or wrestling extremely gay but extremely effective. To the untrained eye like mine it seems as if 2 guys are dry humping then a muffled scream and a tap out. Now Juko Kai on the other hand seems as manly as you can possibly get, people delibrately taking shots to the neck, sack, soloplex but in all actuality it just shows you that you don’t have to go to straight to the hospital after you get your ass kicked.
Aikido screws your weak hypothesis hard.
Re first post:
Nah, I believe your priorities and way of thinking shift and you lose all your game.
Not if Aikido is at the nexus of the spectrum, being both equally gay and ineffective. Being that Aikidoka don’t actively dry hump people and “check the oil” but only cross dress and is definetly more effective than Juko Kai.
Well, I know that now that I chase tail a lot, I think about training a whole lot less. Although, I would like to say I won’t pass up a sure thing to go train…but that is a lie.
You just got me my first sig
MMA guys on blind date WTF.
Contestant 1. Bobb Sapp- I always bring a date chocolates before I mount her.
Contestant 2. Tank Abbot - I have no need for sex just beer and fighting,
Contestant 3. Hoyce Gracie- I like to be on the bottom but I can’t put it in from the guard.
God, these guys are chasing away the women left and right. UFC = GAY
MMA makes you gay?
Of course. What the hell did you think this site was if not a gay dating forum?
And if you can’t put it in from guard, CLEARLY you either haven’t had much sex, or are a VERY boring person in bed.
Imagination my friend.
Maybe all the steroids are making their peckers stop pecking?
I was also planning to put this into my sig, except other dude beat me to it. BLAST!
REVELATION! Impotence = homosexuality.
I guess we don’t need that Constitutional ban on gay marriage. Just some over the counter Viagra!
Thanks Reikon!
“Because sex would be too time-consuming”
There’s just no excuse for that sort of behaviour.
He might aswell have said “I’ve got a headache”… Th3 GHEY!!
I was actually referring to the stuff antman said…perhaps I should abuse the quote function.
I don’t think grapping/wrestling makes you gay, but if you are you’'ll enjoy it a whole lot more than a straight person. Also if you can take a stab in the cheeks you can probably take a punch.