Mixed MMA?

I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.

[quote=sandbag2;2177371]I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.[/quote]

Tell me, are all those spelling errors due to your having to type with only one hand while you post?

Unfortunately, what you’re suggesting is a bit creepy.

Not true, Women have different body-weight distribution, women tend to have a higher fat percentage due to their breasts / hips, and a lower percentage of bone and muscle than men. The child-bearing & rearing organs of a female weigh something, and don’t do anything to help them win fights. Also, testosterone levels are much higher in men, which means men have an enhanced ability to develop muscle power.

I was the North Jersey Vehicular Inter-Gender Wrestling Champ for 1982,83 and 85. Gina Brice “won” in 1984, never let it go to the judges people.

You should have run this point past the contingent of bullshido fortunate/unfortunate enough to have wives or long-term girlfriends.

That’s a dumb argument. My johnson is so big it doesn’t return calls from Dana White but it doesn’t help me in a fight either.

I second this.

Also, I think that the center of gravity makes a difference. Women are centered in their hips and men are centered in their shoulders.

Why do I get a weird feeling that Bullshido is slowly starting to get flooded by wife beaters??? We’ve been having an awful lot of these “when is it okay to crack a chick” or “why don’t we have more inter-gender fights” type of threads.

Nutty bastards.

[quote=Squerlli;2177490]Why do I get a weird feeling that Bullshido is slowly starting to get flooded by wife beaters??? We’ve been having an awful lot of these “when is it okay to crack a chick” or “why don’t we have more inter-gender fights” type of threads.

Nutty bastards.[/quote]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

[quote=JP;2177492]What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.[/quote]

That’s my second favorite joke.

Here’s my favorite:

How many holes does a woman have?

Answer:

Depends on how many times you stab her.

omg, can’t…stop…laughing…

[quote=ArrogantBastard;2177497]That’s my second favorite joke.

Here’s my favorite:

How many holes does a woman have?

Answer:[/quote]

Ah, bullshido.

Lowering the tone since, well, a long umm… time?

…doesn’t even need to be long term…:frowning:

[quote=sandbag2;2177371]I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.[/quote]

This guy is trolling surely.

[quote=sandbag2;2177371]I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.[/quote]

parylised for life?.. really?

seems to me somebody is making up shit here…
and anyway even between men the taller guy doesnt always win, so why would it make a difference between men and women?

Dream is trying to put together Rosie ODonnel / Jens Pulver. Since she’s both taller AND heavier than him, she should kick his ass. Right?

What a dumbass - definitely making shit up “16 year old hottie paralyzes 30 year old man because she’s taller than him.” Bullshit.

When does school start back up dammit?

[quote=sandbag2;2177371]I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.[/quote]
These older short guys, they wouldn’t happen to be you would they? And the younger, taller hotties, they’re your little sisters aren’t they? They’re kicking the crap out of you because you keep trying to score with them yes?

[quote=sandbag2;2177371]I don’t know why we don’t ever see mixed man vs woman MMA fights.
If you put a smaller guy in with a taller woman, everyone knows that the woman will have the advantage.
Gina Carono vs a male who is a few inches shorter.
I don’t know how many times I have seen a female kick the crap out of a shorter male.
Woman are only weaker cause they are smnaller. If the guy is smaller than the girl would probly win. Look how tall Kyra Gracie is. 5’ 7 is tall for light weight. She would have no problem dominating male opponants. Particulary thoise who are shorter than her.
Talller woman are more than a match than the smaller guys.
I once say a tall hottie in a nightclub getting hit on by a shorter guy. The shorter guy would not take no for an answer, and the taller girl just slapped him and knocked him out. He was hurt bad.
One time I saw a 30 year old male harrassing a tall 16 year old hottie.
The 16 year old was about 6 inches taller than the much older man.
She beat the crap out of him so bad that the older man was paralized for life.[/quote]

So if the shorter and weaker male would beat the hell out of female contender, would you be satisfied about what you saw?

Haven’t you been paying attention? It’s impossible for a shorter male to beat up a taller women. The fights wouldn’t really be an MMA match, it would be more of a Christians and the lions situation.

In other news, sales of high heals and platform shoes have sky rocketed among women practising RBSD and rape defence.