Military's issue

I’m tired of listening to the military bullshit people claim like Franck Dux and stuff… as a former secret man(a real one not a fake like franck) it really gets me angry. Elite and secret units just dont brag about what they did . When you kill a lot of people you dont need to brag about it. You just do the job(a dirty one, but someone has to do it) and get used to it. All ego issues disapear with the time, very quickly infact due to the very extreme situations involved… A real secret man will only tell you 1% of what he’s done, yet this 1% will change your life forever. I dont think Franck changed a lot of people’s lives with his books. First thing i can tell you is reality is way beyond fiction…

Proof Please.

Nah, he’s just bragging…

I am obviously a real sek-ret agent otherwise why would i be posting about my sek-ret agentness online!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wow, you are a very exciting person. By the way, I’m done with your Mom, you can come out of the basement now.

Oh wow, a REAL secret man? What is that, you wear a dress and lipstick and then when you bring a guy home it’s all like “TA-DA… It’s a penis! I’m a SECRET MAN!!!”

Providing proof would be bragging, and mostly dangerous as a secret man must remain secret. This does not disables me from telling a story or two though, i just mustnt tell anything too secret, and as i’m sure you’ll understand, some missions were and will remain as secret as it gets. What kind of a story would you like to hear?

I still want to know what the fuck a secret man is?

[quote=Crushing Step;2199974]Oh wow, a REAL secret man? What is that, you wear a dress and lipstick and then when you bring a guy home it’s all like “TA-DA… It’s a penis! I’m a SECRET MAN!!!”[/quote] LOL ! When a country’s safety is involved, gay jitsu might be legitimate.

[quote=Crushing Step;2199982]I still want to know what the fuck a secret man is?[/quote] A secret man is a secret himself. He does not exist officialy. Secret men are the very elite of the elites.

Alright, sure. So what you’re saying is you’re a delusional wannabe CIA agent living in your mom’s basement?

I’m sure if there was a super secret man that didn’t really exist, the first thing he would do is post stories on Bullshido.

Considering that “gayjitsu” is part of your registration email address for this site (not kidding folks), I might be able to believe that you are an expert on the subject.

lol what a dickhead…

[quote=Steve;2200007]Considering that “gayjitsu” is part of your registration email address for this site (not kidding folks), I might be able to believe that you are an expert on the subject.[/quote] Well, if you dont want to get choked or armbared, you’d better learn some brazilian jiu jitsu. If you dont want to get sucked or fucked by a man, you’d better learn some gay jitsu. Yours in jitsu.

Op you dropped something