i suggest we organise the very first Cap’n Dicktuck Throw down/gong sau tiem event!
-When?
Between July and November, on the 5th sunday of the month.
-Where?
In the park near the tall buildings with all those trees, western hemisphere.
-Who?
Everybody can join as long as you make sure to talk a whole lot of Rudy-esque crap on this thread.
-Special events/guests?
Sifu Rudy aka Cap’n Dicktuck will crossdress and perform several classic songs such as ’ this is my life’ and ’ i will survive’.
There will be some mild fundraising on request of Rudy’s mom to get him out of her basement and into an appartment of his own.
-what about rules?
We fight like on the street, no protective gears, just full on, but with the exception of eargrinds ofcourse.
Who-ever fails to show up and comes up with excuses such as ’ i couldnt find it’ ’ i dont have time because i just had a newborn son’ ’ the financial crisis left me homeless’ will be square and known as a ducker.
BTW I’ll be there Lebell, and I’ll crack your spine with my devastating sidekick (unless you put on fat, then that’ll be your only saving grace). I’ll be there when the moon touches the sun, and if there’s wind on the day I’ll need to stay away as I’m allergic to wind burn.
[quote=ADM;2180557]Gee I wonder who’s going to post in here.
BTW I’ll be there Lebell, and I’ll crack your spine with my devastating sidekick (unless you put on fat, then that’ll be your only saving grace). I’ll be there when the moon touches the sun, and if there’s wind on the day I’ll need to stay away as I’m allergic to wind burn.[/quote]
you should stop ducking me!
i am willing to fight you with broken bottles like in a REAL fight, not that pussy mma rules crap.
broken bottles bitch, i dare you to pull guard on me.
this is where the BOYS will be seperated from the MEN.
btw there will be a special cap’n dicktuck award: an open ticket to anywhere in the world so from now on you can gong sau anyone at any time at any location!*
Real Martial Artists fight with honour, and swords. Just try those shitty Muay Thai punches on me, I’ll see them coming from last week, where they sent me an invitation outlining when and where they’ll be heading.
No no no no no, it puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it can’t escape the kimuras and the arm bars. Plus it takes all the fun out of Greco-roman grappling, hose or no hose.
Sundays arent really good for me, but I will be at the park every other evening…that is when I teach privates. YOU BETTER CALL if you want to see me, I am a busy man and can only be SEEN by appointment so dont bother looking if you havent contacted me.