mega Throw down, cap'n dcktuck style!

In the spirit of Sifu (lol) Rudy’s tirades and rambelings on A hypothetical… - Page 32 - No BS Martial Arts

i suggest we organise the very first Cap’n Dicktuck Throw down/gong sau tiem event!

-When?

Between July and November, on the 5th sunday of the month.

-Where?

In the park near the tall buildings with all those trees, western hemisphere.

-Who?

Everybody can join as long as you make sure to talk a whole lot of Rudy-esque crap on this thread.

-Special events/guests?

Sifu Rudy aka Cap’n Dicktuck will crossdress and perform several classic songs such as ’ this is my life’ and ’ i will survive’.

There will be some mild fundraising on request of Rudy’s mom to get him out of her basement and into an appartment of his own.

-what about rules?

We fight like on the street, no protective gears, just full on, but with the exception of eargrinds ofcourse.

Who-ever fails to show up and comes up with excuses such as ’ i couldnt find it’ ’ i dont have time because i just had a newborn son’ ’ the financial crisis left me homeless’ will be square and known as a ducker.

so don’t be duckin and start dicktuck’n!!!

Gee I wonder who’s going to post in here.

BTW I’ll be there Lebell, and I’ll crack your spine with my devastating sidekick (unless you put on fat, then that’ll be your only saving grace). I’ll be there when the moon touches the sun, and if there’s wind on the day I’ll need to stay away as I’m allergic to wind burn.

[quote=ADM;2180557]Gee I wonder who’s going to post in here.

BTW I’ll be there Lebell, and I’ll crack your spine with my devastating sidekick (unless you put on fat, then that’ll be your only saving grace). I’ll be there when the moon touches the sun, and if there’s wind on the day I’ll need to stay away as I’m allergic to wind burn.[/quote]

you should stop ducking me!

i am willing to fight you with broken bottles like in a REAL fight, not that pussy mma rules crap.
broken bottles bitch, i dare you to pull guard on me.

this is where the BOYS will be seperated from the MEN.

btw there will be a special cap’n dicktuck award: an open ticket to anywhere in the world so from now on you can gong sau anyone at any time at any location!*

Real Martial Artists fight with honour, and swords. Just try those shitty Muay Thai punches on me, I’ll see them coming from last week, where they sent me an invitation outlining when and where they’ll be heading.

I once bench pressed a cow. You’re going down.

don’t forget to check out the cap’n dicktuck ‘whiners’ they make an excellent hotduck!

Lebell,

Unless you agree to “Str33t L4v4 Roolz”, I won’t be attending.

fine street rules fo shizzle.

its all good for me, because i got this feeling everybody will be duckin and dicktuckin.

do the dicktuck!

[quote=Lebell;2180586]fine street rules fo shizzle.

its all good for me, because i got this feeling everybody will be duckin and dicktuckin.

do the dicktuck![/quote]

Now by the dicktuck, are you talking the Buffalo Bill scene from Silence of the Lambs?

Are you?

It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!!

No no no no no, it puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it can’t escape the kimuras and the arm bars. Plus it takes all the fun out of Greco-roman grappling, hose or no hose.

No, it makes it Turkish Oil Wrestling.


I think Cpt. Dicktuck would like that much more. And the foom foom will look that much more dynamic with lotion spraying all over the place.

the chi would be all over the place.

[quote=DarkPhoenix;2180598]No, it makes it Turkish Oil Wrestling.


I think Cpt. Dicktuck would like that much more. And the foom foom will look that much more dynamic with lotion spraying all over the place.[/quote]

See? Now there’s no more need for the hose.
It puts the oil back in the basket and assumes the bottom position.

Sundays arent really good for me, but I will be at the park every other evening…that is when I teach privates. YOU BETTER CALL if you want to see me, I am a busy man and can only be SEEN by appointment so dont bother looking if you havent contacted me.

its in your own interest to show up, i made some delicious hotducks for this TD.
you don’t wanna miss out on t cap’n dicktuck’s special hotducks! ™

Are you actually going to attend this throwdown Lebell, or will you stay tucked away yourself back in Germany Junior?

I’d still like to know what exactly an “ear grind” is.

It’s what it taps to, when it doesn’t put the lotion on it’s skin, and isn’t getting a hose… of sorts.