I’m like 1/32 Australian Aborigine. I guess in some circles that makes me a ‘blackfella’.
Can I be Asian too? 
Yes, join us.
We can be Bruce Downey Asian (highly deluded into believing we’re actually Asian. Anyone who doubts it is a liar.)
[quote=Humanzee;2108929]Yes, join us.
We can be Bruce Downey Asian (highly deluded into believing we’re actually Asian. Anyone who doubts it is a liar.)[/quote]
Sweet. I’ve already got my chopsticks licence and I totally went to China and Japan, so I think I’m off to a good Asian start. Now all I need is some silk pyjamas and a Qing haircut!
Sweet. I already shaved my head, so I can be a Shaolin monk, and pretend to rip out hearts, read sutras, pretend my wushu is the deadliest art in existance, carry around broadswords, and all that other cool monk shit.
I bet I have more chi than you.
[quote=Humanzee;2108934]Sweet. I already shaved my head, so I can be a Shaolin monk, and pretend to rip out hearts, read sutras, pretend my wushu is the deadliest art in existance, carry around broadswords, and all that other cool monk shit.
I bet I have more chi than you.[/quote]
I got chi out the wazoo, dude. Or jing. One of the two.
You also need to burn 6 spots onto your bald head to be a proper shaolin. If you wanna go seriously hardcore shaolin you’re gonna have to burn a dragon into your forearms. Grasshopper indeed!
You’ve also gotta break things with your body parts, especially whilst laying on a bed of nails.