Me strong

I cultivate rock hard fists and kunckles with my Wing Chun kung fu training. Hitting sand bags, a hard wooden dummy man, even oak planks with direct vertical fist power.

All done with bare fist.

You get around more than a tweaked horny teenager.

So was your mom.

Hey hom(e)o I tried wing chunging your mom, but she started laughing so hard that I had to resort to just plain fisting!