Me being a decadent rock star (pics, 'cause it happened)

Yes, I KNOW that I’ve been gone for some time. It just felt like a good time to come back. Here’s me last Friday.


And the bitches were checkin’ my fresh. :guitar:

HAVA NAGILA, HAAAVAAAAA NAGIIIIILAAAAA!

W0ORST bAR mITZVAH eva!!!

You look a bit like Ethan Hawke in the first one. Glad you’re living the dream unlike the 1,023 BS guys who own a guitar or Guitar Hero and just wish they were a rock star.

Of course no one has verified if windows are safe during your performances so…audio clip or it didn’t happen.

I love the ‘finger next to the nose’ mike technique.

Allow me to be the first to offer both audio and visual proof of Rockstar-ness


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Oh, and this was the worst Bar Mitzvah ever:

I thought you were all about the Gangsta Rap, yo?

Is the concert that dangerous, that you need to strap yourself with gats up in your shoulder holster like whoa?

Ain’t shit. My old spy-ska band, Oddjob, once played a bris. In other news, I was a handsome young grunge rocker before some of you bastids were born:

Sorry Jack, but I’ve been playing Ska and Skinhead Reggae since 1984. The pics are from 1990, and the tracks on the first link are from 1991.

Got any Oddjob tracks you could post?
Didn’t Joe Son play Oddjob recently? Talk about being born to play a part.

Bitches, please. I still tour 300 days a year:

I thought “rock stars” had hair.

Never mind.

Kai, you look suspiciously like you’re singing “with arms wide open”

That’s not the case, is it?

I have it on good authority that it is a deathmetal version of Hakuna Matata.

The only Bully allowed to sing that song is Dagon.

You look a bit like Ethan Hawke in the first one. Glad you’re living the dream unlike the 1,023 BS guys who own a guitar or Guitar Hero and just wish they were a rock star.

Of course no one has verified if windows are safe during your performances so…audio clip or it didn’t happen.

Here yah go. The first clip should be a live one from the gig.

I love the ‘finger next to the nose’ mike technique.

I only just noticed it when you mentioned it… I guess that’s just how I hold it. Dunno.

Is the concert that dangerous, that you need to strap yourself with gats up in your shoulder holster like whoa?

I didn’t get into rock so I could look like some normal guy on stage. From gig to gig I pretty much wear whatever I want.

I thought “rock stars” had hair.

I have hair. And government employment. It’s a compromise.

Kai, you look suspiciously like you’re singing “with arms wide open”

That’s not the case, is it?

You caught me.