Me and my passive agressive bullsh1zzle.

There are several recipes which indicate a squirrel has about 319 calories per serving.

Recipe if you need one
Squirrel Supreme
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 dressed squirrels cut up
1 large onion thinly sliced
1 cup water
1 tablespoon dried sage leaves
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried basil leaves
1 teaspoon dried parsley flakes
1 cup dry wed wine

(2 servings)

IN 10-inch nonstick skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Add squirrel pieces.
Cook for 8-10 minutes or until meat is browned turning occasionally.

Add everything but wine. reduce heat to low. cover. Simmer for 1-1 1/2 hours,
or until meat is tender. Add wine. Cook, uncovered, over medium heat for 10
minutes.
per serving
638 calories protein 69g

FUCKING EPIC ASS TOURETTS NINJAS SHOUTING “SUSHI” IN THE SHADOWS!

Right. Sorry, do we have an “insane hillbilly” ban button?

Insane Cow Posse, I mean Quarantine

Odd.
that’s the same recipe that comes up for Troll Stew.
'cept hold the squirrel.

but don’t let JKD see you holdin’ your squirrel.

You can never ban BIG MACLOL muaekekekekehahahahha.

(copy and pasted from yahoo answers) who the hell knows how to fry a squirrel? like wtf?

BIG MACLOL?
So you are holding your squirrel, then.

ah yes its a big one. very hard to control and it releases rabies foam.

edit: How am I not banned yet? :smiley:

Boredom?

Actually sounds good, but to simmer that long you’d have to add water once in a while.

Someone tell me the context this was posted in.

He’s an asshole

[QUOTE=JKDChick;2576538]He’s an asshole[/QUOTE]
I generally remove the asshole before adding the squirrel…or troll…to my stew.
Asshole makes the stew taste all coppery.

[QUOTE=ProfessorChaos;2576524]Actually sounds good, but to simmer that long you’d have to add water once in a while.

Someone tell me the context this was posted in.[/QUOTE]

It’s not that necessary if he’s trying to make a very thick sauce and simmering at very low heat. For the most part though, yeah, I’d say you’re right.

the fuck is “salsa jiu jitsu”?

[QUOTE=proteinshakez;2576779]the fuck is “salsa jiu jitsu”?[/QUOTE]
Mexican Judo.

1 Tablespoon of Sage?! you sir are clearly insane, that’s far too much dried sage and you might want to replace the basil with a bay leaf.

Apart from that not bad, I’m glad the Jamie Oliver made it as far as the red states.

The best way to defeat a squirel?

go for the nuts!