McDojo invades my School!

Heres the story…

My MA school is open mon-thurs.

so friday is an off day.

My instructor (the owner of the school) decides to let another instructor (that has no affiliation with us at all) teach a class in our school. (on friday)

the problem…

  1. The "instructor is a 16 year old kid thats a “3rd dan” black belt. -bullshit

  2. The motherfucker teaches dance in our dojo before his karate class. (Im talkin ballet lookin stuff here people!)

  3. He sucks large quantities of ass. (Ive seen him hit the bag, very sloppy)

  4. The students are getting promoted every two months. (1 hour a week of class= 8 classes per promotion.)

  5. I can’t do very much about it. other than suggest and point out his suckiness.

ITS A MCDOJO INVASION, WHAT AM I TO DO???

:qtank:

point out his suckiness. Also, beat him up in front of everyone.

should i beat him up in front of his class??

his parents that attend every class??

yes you should.

Take his lunch money.

PL

  1. Shoot in, reach up and fireman’s carry.

  2. Dump on head.

  3. Pull down pants and repeatedly tea bag in front of students.

  4. Ask that the defense for this is, in the real world.

Ground and pound him, is a good immediate answer.

yea, ground n pound sounds like the best answer.

but he has a sucky ass stand up game too

he seems to know XMA style weaponry stuff tho

Which means he doesn’t know weapons at all.

LOOK I CAN SPIN A KATANA

Laugh to yourself. It’s all you can really do. Don’t fuck with the financial side of your school by eliminating a source of income.

Based on many of your previous posts I don’t see that you are really have the temperment, knowledge, or attitude to pass judgement on anyone. Suck it up and worry about yourself.

Have you talked to your instructor about it?

Um…why is it a problem? It’s a source of income for your school - and it can lead to McDojo kids being intrested in the real classes. This is how I got into Thai, I was doing some cardio shit when I saw the Thai guys training in the background and changed my class to the real thing.

Seriously, relax. This could be a stepping stone for a lot of people to get involved with MMA when they see pics around the gym of fighters. Beating the shit out of this kid won’t do anything but make you look like a bullying faggot and continue the myth of MMA guys being meathead jocks.

Of course, if this guy is talking shit about your class, it’s open season.

Most MAs are just dance anyway so possibly his ballet class students would kick the ass of his karate students.

Shit…I’m adding this link to the one in the BB section…

Whats wrong with dance huh? All the cool kids do it.

I guess your right,

but i would for someone that is serious about joining a good martial arts school to just happen to show up while this class is going on.

about the dance stuff.

Ballet can be challenging to a point.

but this guy is teaching like a hip hop ballet (the guy is white)

with head snaps and high jumping with the legs fluttering and what not!

To top it off, he is doing it to the Usher song “yeah”

Here’s my two cents’ worth – the only thing you can do that potentially has an upside with no downside, is to serve as a good example of what else is possible.

If you have the time, and if you’re allowed to work out on your own in the facility when Sensei Whelp’s students are gathering for class or leaving class, then make it a point to train on your own during that time. Don’t approach anybody, don’t do anything snide, don’t do anything that’s going to distract people during the class. Just work out. Be friendly if you cross paths with anybody, but otherwise act like you’re completely focused on your own thing.

Beat the piss out of the heavy bag. Do alive focus-mitt drills or takedown defenses with a pal. Do a shitload of pushups. Whatever.

Not all of the students will notice, not all who notice will “get it.” But some of them who notice will start to ask themselves “should I be training with that guy?” And so long as you don’t do anything to disrupt the pinhead’s class or overtly “try to steal” his students, there’s probably not a lot he can do about it.

So you want to beat somebody up because you don’t like the style of dance they teach ?

If it’s Intelligent Dance, they deserve EVERYTHING that’s coming, and that includes being anally violated by several steamrollers.