Marvin "Killdozer" Heemeyer - Badass of the Month November 2008

You see, this is what you get when you pretend a 2 party system is soooo much better than the commie 1 party system… :icon_roll

How in the hell did this get turned into a political debate? knock it off, I like this thread.

I don’t know how anyone can support a capitalist or communist party when we clearly have the beginnings of the KILLDOZER PARTY right here! (you have to keep it in all caps or it looses effect though) Real change we can believe in.

We could even turn it into a new religion! He died for our sins you know… have you heard the good news about KILLDOZER?

Seriously though, how could you argue politics when the story is about a fucking KILLDOZER. It should be against the law not to write that in caps.

KILLDOZER.

For some great fun:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=killdozer

  1. killdozer

A true American hero. Proof that one man can do anything he sets his mind to, and do it well.

With a bit of determination, can-do attitude, and a bulldozer with armour plate welded to the outside, you too can make a difference.

I can understand why it is political for alot of people. He is very similar to a suicide bomber. His entire life was made unlivable, surrounded on all sides by forces trying to kill him off, he found no other option than to go on a rampage that he knew would end his own life. He planned on killing the people and destroying the property of those people that made his life so unlivable.

I can’t say whether or not what he did was right or wrong, but what he did was what we would define as terrorism and he did it with no intention of surviving it. Suicide bombing or anything similar to this is not something I would encourage.

You might want to reread the story because he didn’t kill anyone.

I’m not entirely sure it was his intention not to kill.

Maybe if Killdozer was a bit faster he would kill a lot of people, even innocent ones.

My appreciation of what he’s done is based mainly upon the fact that (besides his own life) he’s “only” destroyed property - which is what the bureaucrats were f*cking him with.

This is the best badass of the month ever.

He should’ve killed people, though.

KILLDOZER, FTW.

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Pfft, if Killdozer was a real badass, he would have whipped up an armor-plated escape Vespa to zoom off on if the primary vehicle became immobilized.

Or maybe a one-man Killocopter.

Its like a suicide bomber if the bomber had a huge flag on his back that said “I’m coming to KILLDOZER you!” and then he walked really slowly toward the building you were in giving you plenty of time to leave.

Fuck you guys! his thread rules, my uncle Marv rules. You piss me off some more and the Dozer will come to your house.

Oh, I’m not saying he’s not awesome. He’s unstoppable! He comes to your house, but you can’t stop him!

With cake? Please say there’ll be cake.

Yeah, we should really call him Marvin “Inconveniencedozer” Heemeyer.

I love that it took him six months to build “killdozer” then someone said he just snapped.

Of course there will be cake. I might be coming to demolish your house, but I will be polite about it.

KILLDOZER prison sexed the corrupt local government that deprived him of his inalinalbe right of the pursuit of happiness. that’s awesome. i just wished that he had lived at the end of it all. he would have been a national hero. governments should fear the people not the other way around. maybe we should all find our own little ways to bring the spirit and ideals of KILLDOZER to our own lives and prison sex the shit out of anyone who tries to take away our rights to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

You like that anal rape idea don’t you? If that is your way to happiness, well do it but consentual… or get into SM or something.