Very deserving of “Badass of the Month”
I’m all for this guy, but i’m a little concerned on the judge’s widow part. Unless she had a direct part to play in keeping the man down, then he’s spot on.
oh man he is from dutch descent, heemeyer is a dutch name.
I consider this man a hero against petty small minded buerocrats who get a peverse pleasure from pushing people around and enforcing ridiculus rules just because they can.
Impossible.
If he truly were Dutch, we would have shot himself first, then tried to extract “Killdozer Revenge” second.
Heemeyer is a true supervillain.
I remember when this story broke. They made him seem like some random lunatic who wasn’t getting his way so he went tear-assing around town. The news never gives you the whole story.
That’s really tragic.
Fox News, anyone?
I remember back when a friend of mine in high school first showed me Killdozer. I was duly impressed.
Later that day, we were approached by a group of missionaries (Mormons, I think) on WMU’s campus. They asked us what the purpose in life was, too which we all immediately replied “Killdozing.” We then went on preach to them about our Metal God, forged by the hands of an American hero.
They became noticeably uncomfortable, handed us a pamphlet, and ran off.
FAIL.
When a dutch man is pushed too far by his government he will turn to teh ultimate solution…clog stampede…
you may not have heared about this, we like to keep it quiet, it’s an ugly thing of our culture.
a clogg stampede is horrific, the dutch guy out for revenge will mobilise his whole family and sometimes his whole neighbourhood joins in.
sometimes a herd passes by and random people just join in all going into a frenzy.
a tsunami of wooden shoes…a roar of wooden shoes thumping on stone…oh god…ive seen one years ago it all comes back to me…
they stampede over cars, through houses…even pets…
if you’re ever in Holland with your family enjoying the old buildings and stuff and suddenly you hear this klip klop sound…swelling…gaining in force…RUN!
Pick up your kids and just run, dont look back.
Lebell, I don’t know how you manage it, but you somehow keep making Holland even less cool than it was before.
How does he manage it?
He still exchanges gasses.
Holy shit that is hardcore. It makes you wonder how someone can still walk having balls that size. And do they clank?
just wait til you find yourself in a stampede, then you thank me for posting this now.
you’ll never forget it.
just had to insert more REAL killdozer into this thread.
(and i just bought that poster for my apt, go me.)
Could it have been a tragic, accidental rampage? Perhaps he snagged the controls with his cock ring.
Wow.
You guys have problems with bureaucrats over there too?
You also have machines and steel to counter them. We still have things to learn.
Seriously cool. His biggest mistake was not having several webcams on and in the Killdozer and not airing it live through Youtube…
Fucking A!
You need people like him to do the stuff most of us are too afraid to do. Fuck man, just imagine if we would have killdozed Bush before he got us mixed up in the middle east.
I do like the comments too, especially the guy who talks about the “murderous rampages” of a guy who didn’t kill anyone but himself. I hope he found his peace.
Rest in peace. Poor dude that he got screwed so bad by a bunch of bloodsucking plutocrats. And yep, this is an excellent selection for Bad Ass of The Month!