Martial Art hierarchy

Effectiveness for self-defense
Most effective
Yellow Bamboo (10.0) out of 10
Kiai (9.9)
Aikido (9.5)
Tai Chi (9.5)
Systema (9.5)
Silat (9.0)

Not as good, but still great
Kung Fu (8.5)
Capoeira (8.0)
Kenpo (8.0)
Karate (8.0) or Full-contact Karate (3.0)
Jeet Kune Do (8.0)
Hapkido (6.0)
Japanese Jujitsu (6.0)
Keysi Fighting Method (6.0)
Taekwondo (5.5)
Krav Maga (4.5)

Complete garbage
Kajukenbo (1.5)
Brazilian Jiujitsu (1.0) for one-on-one or (8.0) for multiple attackers
Wrestling (1.0)
Judo (1.0)
Boxing (1.0)
Savate (1.0)
Serious kickboxing in general (1.0)
MMA (1.0)
Muay Thai Kickboxing (1.0)
Sambo (.5)
Sanda or Sanshou (000000)
Dutch Kickboxing (0000000)

Welcome to Bullshido. I’m sure you will be very popular here.

I wish I had more hands… so I could give this guy more thumbs down.

Now that’s the shittiest trolljob I’ve seen in a while. You receive 0 points.

//youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ

Waste of pixels.

I don’t get how this works.

No improvements whatsoever?

[QUOTE=Son of Thunder;2866366]Welcome to Bullshido. I’m sure you will be very popular here.[/QUOTE]

No need to welcome them, as you can tell by the arts they picked and the order they are in they are very familiar with this site. Is certainly a regular poster that just so happens to suck at trolling.

[QUOTE=goodlun;2866386]No need to welcome them, as you can tell by the arts they picked and the order they are in they are very familiar with this site. Is certainly a regular poster that just so happens to suck at trolling.[/QUOTE]

Whomever it is, they kinda dropped the ball by labeling Kajukenbo “complete garbage”, isn’t that art’s credibility pretty shaky?

[QUOTE=BSDsummary;2866228]Effectiveness for self-defense
Most effective
Yellow Bamboo (10.0) out of 10

Complete garbage
Boxing (1.0)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Son of Thunder;2866366]Welcome to Bullshido. I’m sure you will be very popular here.[/QUOTE]
Since we’re not in newbietown, the welcome doesn’t have to be warm. I cannot help but wonder how effective the yellow bamboo would be against anyone with a couple of years of serious boxing training. You know, the people who actually punch each other in the face, gut and kidneys as opposed to those who flick a glove in the face of their opponent and yell ‘foom’.

Boxers punch
Yellow bamboo practitioners chi blast
Yellow bamboo wins.

Kajukenbo and Krav Maga were ranked too low in the context of the joke.

Kajukenbo is one of those Hapkido-esque hybrid styles that sounds like MMA in concept but is really just more pussy TMA in practice.

//youtu.be/ddh_sR_ItC8

[QUOTE=Hadzu;2866388]Whomever it is, they kinda dropped the ball by labeling Kajukenbo “complete garbage”, isn’t that art’s credibility pretty shaky?[/QUOTE]

Depends who you train with. It might have some iffy instructors but from what I’ve seen it can bring the street something fierce.

//youtu.be/ZmsBuaOLWlY

Is Prost bored again?

[QUOTE=Holy Moment;2866397]Kajukenbo and Krav Maga were ranked too low in the context of the joke.[/QUOTE]Kajukenbo is the Real Kenpo lol

[QUOTE=ghost55;2866401]Depends who you train with. It might have some iffy instructors but from what I’ve seen it can bring the street something fierce.

//youtu.be/ZmsBuaOLWlY
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I really like the Bullring concept

[QUOTE=ghost55;2866401]Depends who you train with. It might have some iffy instructors but from what I’ve seen it can bring the street something fierce.

//youtu.be/ZmsBuaOLWlY
[/QUOTE]

So, did the Grandmaster change his name to Gaylord in reference to the style or was it a family tradition kinda thing?!

[QUOTE=ghost55;2866401]Depends who you train with. It might have some iffy instructors but from what I’ve seen it can bring the street something fierce.

//youtu.be/ZmsBuaOLWlY
[/QUOTE]

Morons beating the shit out of each other doesn’t mean you have a good martial art. It means you’re morons and you’re beating the shit out of each other. It goes along the lines of :If you’re gonna be dumb,you better be tough.
How is their technical percision in any aspect? The only thing I learned from that episode is that when a 6’8" + HW Elbows a w.w. in the spine It is effective… which I always kinda figured was true.

[QUOTE=Raycetpfl;2866408]Morons beating the shit out of each other doesn’t mean you have a good martial art. It means you’re morons and you’re beating the shit out of each other. It goes along the lines of :If you’re gonna be dumb,you better be tough.[/QUOTE]

Beating the shit out of each other is one of the 1st steps to see if your martial art works.
At the end of the day they are going full contact in a rules light environment.
At least they actually fight, this puts them miles ahead of many many many many many other martial arts.

I have enough data in this list to know exactly who this poster is on both Bullshido and MAP.

It’s going to remain my secret, because I’m in the mood to keep a secret.

Kajukenbo was a big giveaway. So was Dutch Kickboxing.

I’ve visited this site dozens of times over the last couple of years; I promise everyone that this is my only account and that none of you know me.
Not that you’ll believe me. -__-