Martial art demonstrations are so gay and they hardly prove anything. I cant help but laugh at people who pretend attack and pretend to be hurt. Its funny when the attacker makes an “ouch” face and the demonstrator makes a “menacing” attack face. Plus there is usually music to add to the fake fight choreography. It would be bad ass if a guy showed up to do a demonstration and simply asks random people to try and beat him up.
My stick just broke from hitting the dead horse so hard. I mean, it was an old and thin stick anyhow, and the horse has been dead in the Arctic frozen ninja tundra wastes, so it was very hard, but I still tried to beat the horse as hard as I could in hopes of other bullies noticing me and thinking I’m kewl.
Or, to quote a crappy and unmemorable episode of Gray’s anatomy that still has stuck with me: (Hey bullies) - “Pick me, choose me, love me”…
So all martial arts demonstrations are choreographed-to-music one steps now?
Demos should involve live weapons, mortaly wounded people, things that would generally prevent any interest in the demonstrated martial art.
Oh hey look yet another shitty thread started by jkdeez…
Don’t you have better things to do?
Like performing fellatio on clowns maybe?
Much like playing Bullshit Bingo in business meetings, try Wing Chun Demo Bingo instead. Before the demo starts, all players must write down what they expect will be demonstrated.
Points are only awarded for naming the correct technique, etc. and what slot number. For instance:
- Introduction
- Sil Lum Tao
- Women’s Self-Defence
- Chum Kiu
- Chi Sau
- Biu Gee, (and, for bonus points) solo demonstration by the sifu
- always a tough one - go for either butterfly swords vs. staff, or wooden dummy