KILLEEN (August 30,2010) – A fast food restaurant in Killeen was robbed Sunday night, but what made this hold-up unique was the weapon the assailant used.
Police say the robber came into the Arby’s Restaurant on W. Rancier Drive just after 9:00p.m. holding a samurai sword.
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He demanded cash, and at some point he poked someone with the sword. That person was not seriously injured.
The man was described as a black male, about 5’7’ tall. He was said to be wearing a long sleeved button down shirt with tan pants.
There was no immediate word on how much money he took.
see we actually get a lot of sword related crime so that is no big suprise to me.
Of course we cannot get hold of guns easily so that might explain it.
[quote=gregaquaman;2433091]see we actually get a lot of sword related crime so that is no big suprise to me.
Of course we cannot get hold of guns easily so that might explain it.[/quote]
That was from America. You know “#1”. More specifically the area of wasteland known as Texas. Where when you buy a bottle of liquor you get a free pistol.
I can’t find the clip but it is explained in this episode of Family Guy.
What the fuck??? Texans are slipping! This is the kind of shit you see in Yankee territory where the liberal sissies don’t allow the general populace to pack heat.
Down here in The Dirty, swordsmen are usually dispatched quickly by a throng of concealed carry permit holders. I’m fucking disappointed in you, Texas.
He demanded cash, and at some point he poked someone with the sword. That person was not seriously injured.
Obviously not trained in proper katana slashing or someone might have been seriously hurt. Probably a “wall hanger”: http://www.samurai-sword-site.com/Decorative-Sword.php
The man entered the restaurant wearing wearing what appeared to be a dress, later described as “magic pants” and demanded several startled patrons “grab his wrist”.
Tan guys wear black hakama, black guys wear tan hakama.
It all makes sense now…
See, white people rob roast beef stands with a katana like this, but black people rob roast beef stands with a katana all like uh, uh, yeeeah…
CCWs are quite prevalent, and cheap, in Ohio…not sure about Dayton though.
If they catch this guy, as punishment he should be made to eat at the Arby’s he robbed.
If Arby’s had affordable value meals and didn’t have a shitty dollar menu, this all could have been avoided.
Like it or not, the proscription against “cruel and unusual punishment” is still in the Constitution.
Or better yet, make him work there…
The fact that this happened in Texas is baffling to me. Doesn’t everyone down there have guns?
[quote=OZZ;2441243]Or better yet, make him work there…
The fact that this happened in Texas is baffling to me. Doesn’t everyone down there have guns?[/quote]
The truth is that ever since the '08 election we’ve been slowly becoming more Canadian.
Whether we like it or not.
On the plus side, once we let you annex us, you’ll get Ryan Reynolds, Alex Trebek, Michael J. Fox, and William Shatner back!
I think we should keep Shatner. He is just too much the man and a part of American pop culture to allow him to move back to Canadia!
[quote=gregaquaman;2433091]see we actually get a lot of sword related crime so that is no big suprise to me.
Of course we cannot get hold of guns easily so that might explain it.[/quote]
Ever since I joined the ARMA, I learned how to completely punk untrained swordsmen by using the bind.
If I were there with a high quality Albion German longsword, I could have punked this guy. Especially seeing as he was using a single edged weapon.
What is the world coming to when the Samurai’s are robbing Arby’s? What a shame!
Shameful ronin! At least go for a Wendy’s or Chick Fil’A…something classy. Honestly though, not enough people rob shit with Japanese weaponry.
I actually don’t eat fast food, usually. You can usually get something a little healthier for a comparable price.
But, I guess if you’re going to eat at Arby’s you need to read Dobringer: http://www.thearma.org/Manuals/Dobringer_A5_sidebyside.pdf
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The fact that this happened in Texas is baffling to me. Doesn’t everyone down there have guns?[/quote]
They do all carry guns, but as with anyone in any Arby’s, they just didn’t have the will to live.