Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands In Bedroom

Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands In Bedroom

BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) – For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter’s bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter’s home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter’s home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

“I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom,” said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - “jumping back and forth across the bed.”

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

“He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while,” Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

“He’s in the freezer,” the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.

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That is either really hardcore or really stupid. But what is true is he pwn3d.

If he was a martial arts master or star though, think of how exaggerated this would become over time. It be like that Mas Oyama thing with cattle, except it be five 10 point bucks in the bathroom.

Then later down the road its going to be that he stalked a moose for over a mile in the middle of winter in the bitter cold before he engaged it in mortal kombat and broke his kneck with a single JUDO-CHOP.

I heard, this one time, he threw an elephant over a twenty storey building, then ran around the other side and totally caught it before it hit the freakin ground!

OMG!!! I heard the same story!! except he also used a zebra and a wild gazelle.

I saw this story on the news. The part that I thought was weird was apparently the deer crashed through a bedroom window into a room that was unoccupied. The guy called the police, and the CHOSE to go into the room and wrestle with the deer. WTF is that? Leave it alone until the cops show up dude - why torture and terrify the poor beast by wrestling with it?

No doubt. He left the bedroom, told his wife to call police, and then apparently felt compelled to go back into the bedroom? What the hell? Too bad the deer didn’t kick his ass.

-daGorilla

I would have rooted for the deer myself!

The man’s still pretty bad ass, regardless.

Remember that guy that got into a Kali fight with a bear and won?

Remember what happened afterwards?

This dude’s gonna get PETA’d.

This dude should get fish and gamed.

Maybe he prefers to hunt with his bare hands. He probably has a permit if he likes the tates of deer (I assume that’s why he kept it and had it butchered).

I heard that was a possible option in the next upcoming game in the Cabela’s Big Game Hunter series.

he was kok-blockin on the Buck’s late night Booty Call

He obviously enjoyed himself. Why defer all adventures and interesting shit to “the cops”? I wouldn’t have called me.

Pussies.

In the rare instance someone actually shows some balls, like chase a motherfucker who tried to break into his car, I say good for him.

Phooey on those who say “WHAT IF HE HAD A GUNN???”

Yeah, and what if “the cops” didn’t exist? You gonna bend over and take it all your life?

If you’re content, as an able-bodied man, to wait for a cop to “save” you or your shit (who’s probably across town dicking with a fender-bender), so be it. You’re not a true American.

Here! Here!