Make a wish foundation

I just WISH some MMA guy would pick a fight with me, and that it would get caught on tape as I twist his limbs into a pretzel… because video tape is all people seem to respect these days.

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=100002482&page=7&EntryID=6825757&CategoryID=0&get=1&lastpagesent=8&Mytoken=0DEE07E6-48B0-4007-A06129AEE71123FD1381076531

This is some fat karate guy making a wish. Sometimes wishes can come true.

There may be a throwdown in NYC within the next 2 weeks.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27402

He said he’ll be there, if he can make it.

Willem the sex Guru. I clicked on his account just to see him, assuming he would be the typical skinny ass chi-pusher . . . NO SIR! Ummm . . . wow. Seriously, this is Willem the Sex Guru.

I wish I lived in New York :(. I would take him up on his challenge. I’m always up for a good sparring match, even if it results in me getting twisted into a pretzel.

It’s like Djimbe II: The revenge.

Jesus.

He considers himself a “pretty” Ron Jeremy.

he is trolling bro. he won’t face you

If you’re fighting him don’t hit his face. It would be mean to make him even MORE ugly.

If he went shirtless I would forfeit.

Whoa, I thought I was hairy.

The man has a pelt…

In terms of ‘taking the back’…

i’ll bet he has a back you don’t want to ‘take’.

He’s 6’4 and looks big. Probably most of the fights he’s been in in his life (if any) have been won due to sheer size.

PL

There should be a line in front of his house, I’d love to be the first guy to go toe to toe with a Yeti.

Big guy who has likely never had anybody stand up to him because of his size.
The biggest ones make the most noise when they fall…

I’m seeing a photoshop opportunity here.

he claims he’s good at fighting despite his size. Basically ever argument I’ve had with him about the validity of certain techniques has come down to “But I’m really big and would squash you personally, ashly.”

oh yeah and he’s 330lbs… all muscle of course.

It’s probably all in his penis. He is the sex guru, you know.

PL

Doubtful… i see 30 pounds of hair at least in that pic.