Dont you think that the Gracies are big enough and ugly enough to handle a bit of critisism without you having to fly around the world challenging people on an internet forum?
Get a hobby
The Gracie University is a subversive gay cult where students are forced to eat dicks in a aquarium full of manatees.
(yeah i know its not funny anymore but i still wanted a go)
[QUOTE=Dutch Don;2409151]My loyalty lies with Gracie University. It is only thru them that I am able to learn Gracie Jui- Jitsu. I am not a fighter, never have been, but , if any one chooses to disrespect my school, teachers or art then I hereby challenge them to put up or shut up![/QUOTE]
I blow my nose at you, you tiny-brained wiper of other people’s bottoms!
The Gracie University finds young boys, rapes their assholes, then rubs the ass blood onto the faces of aforementioned young boys.
These young boys then urinate into the GJJ black belts’ mouths while they masturbate with large pieces of 30-grit sandpaper. This, of course, removes the flesh of their dicks and the young boys who were already raped eat the flayed skin and are then allowed to become white belts.
Then Kyra Gracie gets an Alabama Hot Pocket.
(edit: Don’t worry, Kambei! Really let your imagination run wild!)
The Gracie University is actually a cover for gay rapist brothers to meet, congregate and kick the face off puppies.
They also capture young women and keep them in secret ‘farms’ where they ‘milk’ the menstrual blood from their victims for use in their secret, diabolical rites, and also to attract sharks.
Then they rape the sharks.
Gracie University is actually a front for baby rapists who are actually extraterrestrials.
They have come from the planet GRAPPLEGHEY and they desire infant menstrual blood to power their Brazillion warp drive to return home.
After returning home, they will return to Earth with tentacle monsters and rape the planet quite literally with the tentacles being large and penetrating volcanoes, reaching down into the core and fucking the shit out of it.
Gracie University is really a front for the ultra secret organisation GU (Geriatric Unitards)
A perfidious organisation that believes that old people in unitards are the ultimate expression of physical desire and wishes to dress every geriatric person in the world in unitards to better facilitate their ultimate goal of raping their way into total world domination.
The Gracie University is funded by Heinz Ketchup corporation and Varsity Cheerleading Supply Company in the hopes that young men will start wrestling in cheerleading outfits and kiddy pools filled with ketchup.
This new information provided by dargentus and helmutvx regarding Gracie University is intriguing. If I had known, I would have signed up years ago.
Just statin’ the fact, my man. Just statin’ the facts.
The Gracie University is a genetic mutation facilty where they turn attractive girls into Urangutans and force them to role play scenes from ‘Every which way but loose’. Traditionally Helio Gracie (RIP) would play the Clint Eastwood character and Rickson would be the love interest.
The Gracie University actively indulges in bestial necrophilia, bison raping and the stampeding of young virgins. Grading is completely dependent on the diameter of the anal opening with students needing to accumulate over 2000 hours of man buggery to achieve shodan.
They also play spunky biscuit before and after each session.
The Gracie University was originally a group of gay assfarmers who got lost on the way to the market to buy more animals/mating partners in order to expand their family (All Gracies as you know being part man part alligator, part swamp buffalo, and part retarded gay monkey-spider).
Not being able to return to the hells vagina assfarm from whence they came, they set up camp within Rickson’s right anus (it is a matter of public record that he has two) and opened up a university both to support their cocaine/monkey semen drug habit ands also to espouse and promote the health befits of drinking crocodile pee and licking the sweat off a baboon’s balls.
I really really hope the op is reading this, the hard and honest truth about his style…
[quote=Dargentus;2410095]The Gracie University was originally a group of gay assfarmers who got lost on the way to the market to buy more animals/mating partners in order to expand their family (All Gracies as you know being part man part alligator, part swamp buffalo, and part retarded gay monkey-spider).
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This…this… was my favourite.
This is seriously my favorite thread so far.
The Gracie University teaches a secret technique once the student reaches the rank of 5th dan. This technique entails a long process in which their balls are stretched by use of small weights. Once their balls hang around between their ankles, the student is then taught the Testicle Rear-Naked Choke.
This move is more accurate than the regular Rear Naked Choke because the scrotal variation requires the grappler to take off their pants and snuggle.
The GU (Gayrapists, Unite!) Faction of jujitsu has for a long time been masquerading as Gracie University.
Being part man part alligator, part swamp buffalo, and part retarded gay monkey-spider, victims are hard to find (well its a rare breed), so all that they can do ultimately, is rape each other.
They are also a gang of nefarious pickpockets led by a man known only as ‘El Diablo’
Why has nobody mentioned the dead hobos yet?
This is their training music
Helio has already been discussed.(jebus…did i go too far?)