an IPOD shuffle
a 30" tall Superman action figure
An engraved keychain multi-tool thingee
A bottle of Dahlwinnie
A lego Bionicle robot thingee (My mom still thinks I’m 11)
A watch (DKNY)
I spent over $500 on other people and I didn’t get a single goddamn toy. Fuck Santa right up his stupid fat ass.
Kidspatula and Sirc
They didn’t really care, huh?
i bought KP’s avatar jazzercize tapes.
click on Jim Gaffigan
I got the Sirc vs Cracky fight on DVD.
The box special with director and cast commentary with deleted scenes.As well as the controversial alternate ending where Cracky wins the fight.
I’m pretty upset that they deleted my scene, where I hit both of them with a gigantic mallet.
I know.The lighting was all wrong .But I could tell you were on a 3 day cocaine crash.
I wasn’t on anything, cartoon characters never have irises.
???
I got KP2 and Pee Wee Praxx both new Muay Thai shorts and some sweet ringside hoodies.
FATHER OF THE YEAR…OH YEAH!!!
[I]There comes a time
When we head a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it’s time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
We can’t go on
Pretneding day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
God’s great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need
[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart
So they’ll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand
[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me
When you’re down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There’s no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one
[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me [/I]
New 14 oz gloves and head gear
A bottle of my favorite whiskey- Laphroig
Season 6 of The Sopranos
A leather bound copy of the complete Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
:happy:
What does your wife have to say about getting a gagged brunette for Christmas?
Or does she have anything to say?
It’s probably cool since he keeps her locked-up in the basement.The brunette I mean.Not Misses Praxx
i got a one dollar payer book
You bastard.
If you’re going to brag about your Laphroaig, you could at least spell it right.
So far my Christmas Booty has consisted of:
2 med school students
A professional dancer (Modern Ballet, just to stave of the “har har exotic” comments)
Some random girl I went to high school with who is going to med school next year
I also appear to have lost my pocket knife hooking up with the last one, but I think she’s coming over tomorrow to cook me dinner and screw me, so hopefully I’ll get it back. It was a nice knife.
Further updates as warranted.