Look at this nonsense.

http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-9-9/59524.html

I am off the China to learn Eight Trigram tiger claw fu. When I come back I will defeat all of you here.

“Tom?” That was my great-grandfather!

Did anyone else notice that he claims to have fought a JAPANESE tae kwon do master? This one’s bullshit detector is cycling into the red.

I liked the part about growing a new skin every three years.

Eight Trigram palm my ass
i’ll use the 5 point palm exploding heart technique!