I’ll buy my wife some lipstick (that she doesn’t often wear - natural look FTW) if you’ll take my advice and
just
stop
Lipstick threads are for sociocide… MJS will see you now.
And I’ve been telling him Lipstick on the crotch of his jeans is doing it wrong…
And now you’ve got to go encourage him.
One of the first things I ever bought for my wife, when we first started dating was some Chanel lipstick.
At the Macy’s in Union Square.
What shade, Snake?
Tell me you didn’t buy something like ‘Lilac Frost’.
Your wife’s complexion would suit a more rich, more earthy tone.
Probably.
Lily, given that you are a vegan, are you happy to support companies that openly use chemicals that are tested on animals, or that fail to ensure they use cruelty-free components in their products?
Snake, you’re a man of the world; successful, debonair, confident, hung like a mule etc
What would you prefer?
( I know I haven’t given any choices. I think this thread would benefit from you telling us what you like, in general ).
Chanel “Vamp” (roooowwwwwwaarrrrrrr)
and some Chanel “Flourine” nail polish.
a modern-day Renaissance Man.
Like Henry Rollins.
I love that you still remember.
That’s why you’re special.
Or, does she still have them?
Like you wouldn’t remember…and like your missus doesn’t fucking “quiz” you on that type of shit.
Or, does she still have them?
no she used them religiously.
I only remember her birthday cos it’s two days after mine… If she gives me presents, I know I have two days to reciprocate.:inlove:
no she used them religiously.
does she still wear those shades?
Or don’t they make them any more?
I know how transient the industry is.
They have to keep re-naming the colours to keep the interest of people like Lily.
Oooh. Shiny.
OOOOO.
Sly.
does she still wear those shades?
No.
Or don’t they make them any more?
Yes.
I know how transient the industry is.
They have to keep re-naming the colours to keep the interest of people like Lily.
Oooh. Shiny.
I swear at one point there was close to a hundred different nail polishes in the bathroom.
I couldn’t tell half of them apart.
There’s a company that lets their customers name the colours…
Mrs 101 was purchasing some and I’m like “ZOMG BRISBANE BRONZE IS THE SAME AS MIDWEST MULATTO!!! DO YOU NOT SEE?” I turned to the entire shop and started proclaiming “THE EMPEROR IS NAKED”.
I am no longer welcome in that establishment, and I have the letter to prove it…
Of course, the Brit version of that lovely bronze colour is Liverpool Tooth.
I would have held out for
WHORE RED!
I think they had Jezebel Pink and Cum-Dumpster Cinnamon, but I didn’t see Whore Red…
The only time men notice lipstick color is when it accidently gets on the front of her shirt.
How does a woman get lipstick on the front of her own shirt? I mean I have seen flexible girls but something like that?!
by kissing another woman.
duh.
We can start discussing that shit right now.
I hate flavored lip gloss, especially that sticky crap.
The only lipstick that get’s my attention are shades of vivid red. The rest of it produces no reaction in my whatsoever.
Here’s an example of how it should be applied to make me stop and stare, that is if anybody gives two shits about what makes me stop and stare:
Lily will recognize these ladies I believe. They’re a pop duo from her neck of the woods.
Yes I know it’s probably too much. Yes I know it makes them both look sort of cheap.
What’s your point?