Sucks to have won that last one…
Looks like I may be up for a week long ban. 
You allways win. it is a conspiricy or something.
I got to roll with a krav guy yesterday.
Rolling with Krav? Did it go something like this?
I’m just bitter cuz my former grappling coach lost his Dojang time slot to some Krav instructors, whome he had a friendly series of rolls with. Sent their smug asses packing figuratively, but the dojang owner sent him packing literally.
Guess Israeli commando death kwan do brings in more kids and soccer moms
Yeah krav has all the marketing. How can effectivness compete with that?
Funny thing was he thought that digging his elbows in to my legs while he was in guard was an illegal move.
So I put him in a triangle and then eyegouged him
Cant blame the dojang though… most of their high kickers werent interested in the grappling class, and we only had 5 dedicated people. I guess from their perspective the revenue must have sucked.
And who can say no to more soccer moms?
Gotta love those.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2635303]
And who can say no to more soccer moms?
Gotta love those.[/QUOTE]
Hey, girl, ain’t no mystery
At least as far as I can see
I wanna keep you here layin’ next to me
Sharin’ our love between the sheets
Ooh…baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa…ho…ho…ho…hoo…ooh…baby, baby
Makin’ love between the sheets
Ooh, girl, let me hold you tight
And you know I’ll make you feel alright
Oh, baby girl, just cling to me and let your mind be free
While makin’ love between the sheets
Ooh, girl, I’ll love you all night long
And I know you felt it comin’ on
Ooh, darlin’ just taste my love, ooh you taste so sweet
Sharin’ our love between the sheets
Ooh…baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa…ho…ho…ho…ooh…baby, baby
We’re makin’ love between the sheets
Hey, girl, what’s your fantasy
I’ll take you there to that ecstasy
Ooh, girl, you blow my mind, I’ll always be your freak
Let’s make sweet love between the sheets
Ooh…baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa…ho…ho…ho…ooh…baby, baby
Makin’ love between the sheets
Ooh…baby, baby
Feel your love surrounding me
Whoa…ho…ho…ho…ooh…baby, baby
Makin’ love between the sheets
Enough of the singin’, let’s make love
In between the sheets
Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me)
Girl, I love the way you relieve me
I’m comin’ on, comin’ on strong (Comin’ on strong)
(Sweet darlin’) In between the sheets
Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me)
Girl, I love the way you relieve me
Comin’ on, comin’ on strong (Comin’ on strong)
(Sweet darlin’) In between the sheets
You got me moanin’
Girl, you got me groanin’
I’m comin’, comin’ on strong
(Sweet darlin’) In between the sheets
Let’s get all the way down
Turn it over
I’m comin’, comin’, comin’, comin’ on strong
(Sweet darlin’) In between the sheets
Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da
I wonder where the expression “baby” came from.
Sometimes I analyze it, and it sounds… wrong.
And now that I think about it, what the fuck is up with “let’s open this puppy up”?
That has got to be the most fucked up, disturbing thing ever.
What the fuck would a person even find inside a puppy?
It’s a fucking animal. You’re gona find blood, guts, and bones. Why the fuck would anybody outside of North Korea want those?
That’s some fucked up shit, people.
Fuck.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2635308]I wonder where the expression “baby” came from.
Sometimes I analyze it, and it sounds… wrong.
And now that I think about it, what the fuck is up with “let’s open this puppy up”?
That has got to be the most fucked up, disturbing thing ever.
What the fuck would a person even find inside a puppy?
It’s a fucking animal. You’re gona find blood, guts, and bones. Why the fuck would anybody outside of North Korea want those?
That’s some fucked up shit, people.
Fuck.[/QUOTE]
You leave the Isley Brothers alone… This is AMURICA! FUCK YAH!
Wait, they’re brothers?
So that song was about a 3 way?
And this is taking place in a trailer park?
Fuck…
Whoa, there’s 6 of them?
Thats not a 3 way, thats a gang bang.
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Guess Israeli commando death kwan do brings in more kids and soccer moms :([/QUOTE]
I’m so totally changing my style field.
just checking in
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;2635415]just checking in[/QUOTE]
Ten four, communications established.
Upload relay coordinates for the com. node.
Happy monkeys riding hot chicks into battle day.
Yes, I’m making it a day.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2635666]Happy monkeys riding hot chicks into battle day.
Yes, I’m making it a day.[/QUOTE]
Motion is heard, speaker seconds the motion. All in favor state ‘aye’.
[QUOTE=yli;2635343]I’m so totally changing my style field.[/QUOTE]
I was hoping you would change it to soccer mum.
By they way downward elbows stop takedowns.
Yup.
[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2635388]I want to know how you can type, since your hands were ripped off by evil monkey.
[/quote]
Legs. Someone has to use em.
And how did the rape part go?
Well, aparently as a result, I can no longer give blood for a year.
Monkey jaundice.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2635666]Happy monkeys riding hot chicks into battle day.
This.
Yes, I’m making it a day.[/QUOTE]
This…