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[QUOTE=frenchie88;2621837]Do no evil.[/QUOTE]I feel sorry for your wife.

[QUOTE=Lu Tze;2621842]I feel sorry for your wife.[/QUOTE]

Funny you should say that. When we were dating, she pointed out the image on a T-Shirt to me. That’s how I know about it, from her.

In that case, I feel sorry for you.

At least there’s always the internet.

Thank you, sir.

[QUOTE=Lu Tze;2621842]I feel sorry for your wife.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=frenchie88;2621837]Do no evil.[/QUOTE]

//youtu.be/NGmxKhkYLTY

[QUOTE=Lu Tze;2621835]Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil, ?[/QUOTE]

Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil… sorry I wasn’t paying attention

Damn I miss Dio.

On a side note, how do you do those nsfw hidden tags? Been a while, forgot…

Monkey appreciating hairy pussy.

http://youtu.be/s06kI-BRphA

Love at first something

[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2621383][/QUOTE]

This is George St in Sydney. I know things!

[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2620680]Caption above… you get the message.

Evil Monkey Wins Again.

And yes, this IS Hanuman plowing a mermaid.
It’s in the Ramayana, bitchez!!!

(Later they have mermonkeys, still at large, still kicking ass.)[/QUOTE]

Damn it. I had 50$ on Seabiscuit.

*I lolled until i saw they were chained to the dogs :confused:

//youtu.be/t-Y_bL1CRqU

[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2621920]Monkey appreciating hairy pussy.

http://youtu.be/s06kI-BRphA

Love at first something[/QUOTE]

They’re not making out, they’re doing BJJ!

[QUOTE=battlefields;2621923]This is George St in Sydney. I know things![/QUOTE]

Way to go!

So one of our guys is training up for brace for war (Its kind of a big deal)
http://www.fightmag.net/?p=13526
Anyway in between conditioning and class we did this drill.

It does take a whole class to attack one person but still good fun. Pretty much you line everybody up and then put one guy in the middle. As soon as either the guy in the middle wins or the partner wins you change over to a fresh guy. Usually each guy goes for about 10 seconds or so.

1 minute defending the takedown.
1 minute taking the other guy down with him defending
1 minute defending the takedown on the wall
1 minute taking the other guy
1 minute takedowns with a compliant partner.

1 minute rest.

1 minute in guard defending the ground and pound (Stand submit or sweep)
1 minute in half guard
1 minute in in mount
1 minute in side control.

1 minute rest

1 minute standing pummeling
1 minute defending the back
1 minute defending the guard
1 minute defending the side control
1 minute shoot boxing

Someones turned out a donkey on the hill I walk on. There’s nothing like the posibility of donkey rape to put a spring in a mans stride!

Only if you’re close to Tijuana.
This is where all Centaurs come from.

[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2622632]Someones turned out a donkey on the hill I walk on. There’s nothing like the posibility of donkey rape to put a spring in a mans stride![/QUOTE]

By “someone” you mean you. By “rape” you mean sex, and by “spring” you mean erection.

Its ok you know, we accept you here.

I’ve found the best kung fu clip ever.

“A black monk travelling in China?? Shaolin ghetto freak!”
They don’t make them like this anymore.

//youtu.be/Ek0MvW3eh1U

I come to bust caps in some punk-ass Wudang bitch asses, for drive-by dim-making my Master at Detroit Shaolin Temple. Keepin it real, bitchez.

[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2622648]I come to bust caps in some punk-ass Wudang bitch asses, for drive-by dim-making my Master at Detroit Shaolin Temple. Keepin it real, bitchez.[/QUOTE]

You have got to watch that video from start to finish.

Shaolin priest talking jive. 1986. Those go together like peanut butter and chocolate.