Jesus loved alcohol, or so I am told.
He was fond of transmuting things into it.
awesome joke i heard tonight:
sneak wine into the movie theater in a canteen. if the staff bugs you about it, just say “DAMN, you must be the next messiah! now turn that back before i get dehydrated!”
[QUOTE=Conde Koma;2553276]i feel like alcohol reveals what a person’s biggest sin is. it turns out mine is rage. go figure.[/QUOTE]
I am so much insanely angryer when I am sober. I have very rarly smashed a guy when I am drunk.
My sin would be lust. Or at least lack of standards. (which shuld be a sin)
and spelling
i’ve never actually hit anyone while inebriated, my desire to do so just rises with my BAC.
I have had a lot of success when people try to stand up to pass my guard by grabbing their ankles and kicking them in the belly so they fall over.
Is this a real move?
[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2554086]I have had a lot of success when people try to stand up to pass my guard by grabbing their ankles and kicking them in the belly so they fall over.
Is this a real move?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
BTW, folks:
[QUOTE=Conde Koma;2553276]i feel like alcohol reveals what a person’s biggest sin is. it turns out mine is rage. go figure.[/QUOTE]
Mine seems to be telling stories that go off on long tangents.
I find that when I drink, I shadowbox. A lot.
Sadly, that leads to metabolizing away all the alcohol.
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Horse herpes forces kids to ride sticks
i hate the comedy store.
whatchu know about cuboid acid trips?
Speaking of sinning…
And, regarding this…
WTF?
It showed up as a preview for my showing of X-Men: First Class. It was the only one that raised my interest at all… and still looked like crap.
yeah, just saw it. very strange, but i’m keeping my fingers crossed.
I started doing yoga. Hopefully I’ll be kicking heads and taking names in no time.
When I’m drunk I become a fantastic dancer.
To me, at any rate.
But I have no sins. Sins are religious thing and I’m not religious. Therefore, I’m incapable on sinning. 
humanist sins.
“Sin” is not only a religious term.
it also means “without” in spanish.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2556068]“Sin” is not only a religious term.[/QUOTE]
“It’d be a SIN not to glorify THAT ass”
- Todd Bridges