Last person to post in this thread gets a handshake

Congrats on the herpes, Rabbit!

The prizes were too high-stakes previously. Too much infighting to try to win and too much esteem for the winners.

Now you get a handshake.

My cat has the same issue. Vocal to no end.

I tried pulling the carrot out of his ass but that made it worse.

He likes his veggies.

don’t worry rabbit, i got herpes on my own weeks ago.

Oh, right. A hand “shake”.

Pfft, I can get WAY more than a handy just going through TSA screening.

[quote=Uncle Skippy;2471155]Congrats on the herpes, Rabbit!

The prizes were too high-stakes previously. Too much infighting to try to win and too much esteem for the winners.

Now you get a handshake.[/quote]

Good thing for you it’s a virtual handshake, good thing for me they are virtual herpes.

Yeah like reproductive damage and cancer.

Thread close.
I wins.

[quote=W. Rabbit;2471172]Good thing for you it’s a virtual handshake, good thing for me they are virtual herpes.
[/quote]

At least real herpes means you got laid. Virtual herpes means you were having IRC sex with Sirc pretending to be a chick.

I don’t get it. How does Wabbit get herpes if said person hasn’t any sexual contact with anything but the blow-up doll he has in his basement?

at least its a blow up doll with a motor.

I want a handshake.

don’t we all.

[quote=W. Rabbit;2471210]THIS IS NOT A WORKOUT, THIS IS A REVOLUTION.

THIS IS SHAKEWEIGHT FOR MEN, AND ITS GOING TO KICK. YOUR. BUTT.

Warning: may cause homoerotic urges in some viewers (not that there’s anything wrong with that…)

YouTube - Shake Weight For Men™ - OFFICIAL VIDEO AD[/quote]

I don’t want that thing anywhere near my butt.

Of course not, i prefer this myself.

longer and harder?

…and flexi!

[quote=ChenPengFi;2471224]Of course not, i prefer this myself.
[/quote]

You shut the fuck up about the Body Blade. It’s a goddamn REVOLUTION IN PHYSICAL TRAINING.

DO YOU WANT TO GET HARDER, STRONGER, and MORE RIPPED?

Me too.

I want a milkshake.

it really makes you wonder about the people that come up with this stuff. do you think they get it?

I think they get it, and by it I mean the $$$$ that people are willing to throw down to find that no effort work out that works.