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So…what do you want to know about Buddhism?

explanation of the sects would be helpful. i don’t know what the difference is between the koan/rinji/soto/etc is in the slightest.

PS: thanks for starting a new thread.

Do we want actual explanations, or Bodhi108’s extremely humorous & incredibly biased stereotypes?

Cuz those are better.

What’s the deal with sariras?

if you’re posting in here, the latter please.

but a real guide would be helpful too. i do have an honest-to-goodness scholarly side.

extremely humorous & incredibly biased stereotypes

please

this is gonna be fun

Everyone needs to read this thread on Der’s Buddhism right now in case you haven’t already. Even if you have, it’s a good primer.

Look at how much my posts have improved since then…I honestly consider that thread my very first beatdown and I’ve been trying to rediscover that forbidden pleasure ever since…

der, sorry to say, you didn’t win the last thread. the first person to post won the thread.

you suck, and so does your chinese jesus. on the other hand, my jesus will sue the shit out of you (after appraising any diamonds you own and forclosing on your mortgage) if you try to get pissy with me for insulting chinese jesus.

are jews allowed to have a jesus?

Stereotypes

this looks fun.

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Theravada: Boring, semantic, rule-following saffron wearing OCD cases.

Tibetan Buddhism: I have a yellow hat! Shiny!

Soto: Lasy ass fuckers who just sit on their ass all day waiting for Enlightenment to just happen to them

Rinzai: Badasses who wield katanas of pure mind like their name was Psylocke

Koan: “Aliveness” for enlightenment

Ikkyu: Bodhi108 in a previous incarnation

KITTIES!!!

In Chinese Buddhism, the Buddha really does seem a lot like Chinese Jesus, compared to Buddhism in other countries.

[quote=Santa Gnaws;2479756]KITTIES!!!

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wait, WTF?

Seriously, what is that creature?

That one is called Felidae Photoshopus.

You know that finger weavy stuff that ninjers do? Didn’t I read you saying they stole it from Buddhism. What’s the deal there?