Maybe so, but we will survive. You won’t.
Don’t worry, Squerlli. When you get bitten I’ll put you down. Quick and painless.
Might want to cremate him too, don’t want Lubell or Rivington fucking his zombie carcass.
I’d distract the zombies with bright baggy clothing, big screen TV’s and expensive jewelry.
Worked on these ones:
What? You guys do know that “zombies” is just a gun nut code word for looters and shit, don’t you?
Speaking of gun nuts…my plan, already in motion, is to make lots of gun nut buddies that realize that I’m not just a lump on a log so that I can join their already heavily armed group of friends and rule over the non-gun owning weenies.
Neither do you!
With your level of skill I would Eddie Bravo your shit. And yes I do have a ground game it’s just not as polished as my stand up. It’s rusty, but not non-existant.
Also: I’m down for MEELE!!! I run pretty fast so if one of you guys had a rifle, a good amount of ammo and decent shooting skills I’d be down for distracting small hordes aslong as I had some type of weapons like a machette with me. That would make for some awesome shit to put on youtube.
…And yet I have 8 more months of Grappling than you do.
Go back to deepthroating German sausages and stomping grapes on the side to buy film for your camera you stalk ugly women with, you’re talking to the big boys here.
I would beat your ass so hard, clinch then elbow.
You know that if there is a zombi outbreak, nobody would give a shit about youtube and the internet would be down in no time…
Fine faggot. buy all that hippie propaganda and underestimate me based on a couple of videos. You think I haven’t improved since and that you have enough tape on me with 1:50 of film? please.
When we throwdown, I’m gonna send home crying to your linkin park “rap” albums.
A) I would bet ANYTHING on c4t5 and myself being able to put a clinic on you. Grappling, MMA, or otherwise. You suck cuz you’re stupid and you don’t train as hard as either of us.
B) You’re the only moron that listens to linkin park here.
C) Back to Zombies.
What i don’t get in those zombie movies is why some group of survivors didn’t just go find a remote island and ‘cleanse’ it of all previous people/undead and rebuild society there while waiting for the zombies to decompose in the mainland over the next decade. Zombies can’t swim across the ocean right? And by group i mean more than a handful of people ala the end of that recent zombie film where their boat rocks up to the island and they get swamped.
Also i think Australians would be pretty safe from zombie outbreaks, just have to grab our usual camping gear and a 4 wheel drive then drive out into the outback where you don’t see another person for weeks on end, and shoot any that you do see without transportation. There are enough kangaroos out there to live on forever.
Oh and tharuz, i would happily bet $1000 at 1-2 odds that my untrained 15 year old cousin who’s been working as a labourer the past couple of years could beat you at striking, grappling and an IQ test.
I remember a zombi movie where they just walked under water because they are dead already and can’t drown…
But the fishies would eat their decomposing bodies and the water pressue at certain levels would instantly squish them as well as making movement completely impossible.
I’ve always hated the movies where the zombies don’t need any energy source to keep on un-living. The psuedo-scientist in me screams.
That was either House of the Dead or the earlier Shock Wave with Peter Cushing. I like the latter one because they are Nazi zombies.
Somebody told me it speaks volumes to my personal psychology, but seriously I would just torch every building that serves no purpose to me, and torch all the ones I’ve looted. Go figure. All the swords would get a good resharpening…
So does the one in me when it comes to the idea of a zombi outbreak…though it would be fun but I think a nuklear winter or an impact of an asteriod or shit like this is more likely and more fun too.
Yeah definately, what was the name of that old book where the American guy wakes up to an empty city and figures out he’s the surivor of a virus and ends up with him suicide bombing europe? (not I Am Legend, goddam movie didn’t need zombies). Those type of survival scenarios are much more entertaining than undead shock-horror films.
Going postal on mutant thingys that used to be your friends and family that are trying to eat you IS less fun then dealing with an asteroid or freezing? Are you nuts?
Fucking crazy ass germans. You fuckers never have come back to liking mindless violence since the past 60 years. Understandable but still… come on.
No, I see much more fun in those type of scenarios. I consider myself a helping friendly person but I am curious to if or not I will continue to be like that and what my survival strategie would be like (given that you are not in your bunker with food, water and female supplies for the rest of the time being). I have a certain curiosity in human nature and the impact of “unusual” situations in said nature.
I mean I just saw a guy bumping into another guy at the subway and one guy left his suitcase in order to follow the guy and do what not (I did not follow this one because I was running late for training). If things like this happen in a regular situation in the subway, what will happen if there is no law anymore? Will people create a new society with rules and enforce them or is it really survival of the fittest? I mean violence is a given in all of those scenarios, the only question is to which extend and caused by what.
Plus imagine the good old “would this hot girl dig me if we had only 20 min. to live?” scenario, I would like to watch that conversation go down, see if she is keeping her morals or she would give in, taking into account that this will be the last chance for sex but also for everything else.
There are so many things, that are way cooler than just running away from a zombie mob.
Maybe it won’t be that bad.
