Ladies, loot, liquor

Wow.

You win.

ANYWAYS, ignorijg the roll, ,ucybhlairyt tobmight. bullshidoers drunk -====== ,much fun.

Amateurs. I’m always at least half loaded, and I might not be able to talk sometimes, but at least I can type out a good sentence on the internet. You really need to prioritize those brain cells. Save them for the important stuff.

Yeah, we need mre strippers.

Night Shift.

No, I didn’t. Fuckin hell of a hangover this morning and I had to get up to train and was on the roof after that hanging x-mas lights.

But, was at a hell of a party last night. It was a work christmas party that had half naked go-go dancers, half naked arielists, and half naked elf chicks with hors devours. Niiiice! I usually don’t post when I’m smashed but it sounded like fun at the time. No lesbians though!

This thread made me LMAO at work. Everyone is looking at me now.

I don’t know if I should be happy or sad that this sounds a lot like most of my nights. Minus lesbians.

Baiting marks with Lesbos in order to roll them? How Ninja-esque.

me too…except, minus the strippers, and the half naked go-go dancers, half naked aerialists, and half naked elf chicks, or pimps…

I recommend college theme parties to fix all of that.