So tonight, I went to the strip club with everyone’s favorite lesbians. Not 5 minutes in someone asks if Kat and Ashly are alone, cause if so, he wants to hang out. They say they’re with me, so he comes to me and starts apologizing. I say its cool. His friend sitting at the table shows some respect too and everything is cool. Then I gotta go piss. So who do I run into in the bathroom? The same motherfucker. At this point, he recognizes the inner pimp and asks whats up with “my” girls. So I explain that they just a couple of lesbians. He asks if they’re just they’re for the action. “They’re not commercial?” I tell him no and thats that. It was both awesome and hilarious.
Damn you could make some real money. Get hundreds for the “two for one deal” and when the girls get the guy alone they can beat him up and take the rest of his cash!
It was pretty fun, despite the club being so dead. The strippers were all over me and Kat.
That’s the third time tonight I’ve heard someone propose that idea.
I was thinking that too.
I was of course the first to propose it.
You should be proud . it is a very workable angle .
I think the misunderstanding hinged on the fact that Villain was wearing this
We really do gotta hit the pink pony and laught at the losers.
- Get desperate horny guy.
- Lesbians in a strip club.
- Get offers.
- ???
- Profit.
Ha ha. You guys could really mess with people’s heads. Villian the pimp with them yummy white girls!
Reminds me of a friend of mine who is a very large, block headed Irish type. He told me that when he was in the Navy on shore leave he and his friend would dress up like gangsters. Mike the Mick would put a folded newspaper under his coat to look like he was carrying a piece and follow behind his sharp little Italian buddy, saying, “Yes sir, Mr. Beneto,” acting like a bodyguard. Said they’d get great service in clubs, way better than the sailors.
Speaking of tonight, its sad when you have to tip the strippers as charity. I saw one girl that just broke my heart. She didn’t make a damn thing but my three bucks. I didn’t know how I was getting home (thanks guys), so I kept a buck for the marta, but I gave her the rest. She actually said thanks. I walked away while she was dancing though. Didn’t make her strip for my other two bucks. Just tossed it all and left. Strip clubs are almost depressing. And to be honest, being mistaken for a pimp was the most interesting part. But, part of that is due to the fact that they were slacking. Havent caught the ghey. Had they been blowing dollars off their pussy and doing all that freaky lesbian shit that they used to do, I woulda been happy.
I had a similar situation a couple years back at a club. A gentleman assumed that two young ladies were “mine” simply because they were of a similar ethnicity as the young women I was with at the time. It actually took my a second to figure out why he was trying to give me money.
Sounds like a good night was had.
Vilraynis, drinks are on me after you and Soy Boy have your showdown up here. You still have my contact info?
Nah man, hit me on a PM. I’ve lost it.
On a related note, all y’all maryland motherfuckers are invited to train a couple times. Or is it once? Not sure what my instructor is talking, but yeh, i wanna fuck with yall, all gong sau aside.
Meh, I don’t gongsau, nor do I fuck males, but I’m down for a little training. Where is it that you train up here?
EDIT: Check the Dai-Tenshi drunk thread to see how we roll.
I love how exponentially drunk you’re becoming as this thread progresses
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Saved for posterity. That’s the most incredible drunk typing I’ve ever seen.
He’s apologized for his typing like four times now.
I keep telling him it’s all good.
Sounds like he had a good time tonight.
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