Yesterday afternoon I came home early to find my son and his friends getting high on something called “jenkem” which they say they heard about at school. This “jenkem” is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of. They urinate and defecate in plastic bottles and leave them to ferment in the sun, then inhale the resulting gas. I know it sounds unreal but when I came home I found my son and his friends laying on the grass in the backyard and they were acting very strangely. There was a horrible, putrid smell in the air. I can’t believe my son would do something like this. I looked it up on the internet and apparently this was something invented by african children that wound up online and now kids all over the world are doing it. My son says most of his friends at school have tried it.
Didn’t snopes debunk this earlier? The sheriff press release was faked with flour, water and nutella … yeah, and I have to eat nutella with this shit association … GAH!
Yeah, jenkem was first reported by the BBC during a visit to Zaire, where children lack access to even basic recreational drugs like rubber cement and model airplane glue. That’s why I donated 30 Glade Plug-Ins to the Lost Boys Foundation so the Sudanese kids have something to freebase.
