JUST TRAIN YOU F***(&# C#*@&NG LIMP#OU#

It’s like Aikido, but when applied to a resisting attacker, it works.

hands you a bottle of tequila

It’s like Muay Thai…no matter how much you fight it you just end up waking up 3 hours later stumbling around with a black eye trying to find your car keys to get someone ot drive you home.

Oh wait…maybe that was a bad joke.