My not-so-esteemed critics are accusing me of lying but the story goes like this:
I had a support worker become more than professional with me. No, we didn’t bump uglies and so there was no consummation. This since lead to work failure and me having to leave my house.
But, hey, look on the bright side… I get work clearance on 1st November and a support worker in my new non-corrupt organisation has a blackbelt in jujitsu and has offered a roll on the mat (attack from the side, Kemosabe) until I get to train at my favourite gym.
Plus I’ll get to speak to her at my friend’s wedding.
Cheers all and a hearty FUCK YOU to people who question my integrity. If this wasn’t the internet I’d sue you for defamation of character and hit you with a recoilless mallet. As it stands, waiting for you to prove your baseless accusations will do.
My so called critics are accusing me of lying but:
I met a fat girl at a pro wrestling show, in Greenville, MS. No, we didn’t go “all the way” because my parents caught us in the basement and kicked me out of the house.
But look on the bright side: I’ve just been hired at McDonald’s and one of my co workers is a certified instructor from matbattle.com and has offered to roll with me (attack from rear mount, amigo) until I can save up enough money to pay for more BJJ lessons.
Cheers and hearty FUCK YOU! to all of you who question my integrity. If this wasn’t the Internet I’d sue you for breach of contrat and cave in your skull with a post hole digger.
I’ve never been to a choreographed wrestling fight. Did you give Gene Lebell the thumbs up?:wrestlerf
P.S. Where the fuck is Greensville and like I’d go ANYWHERE near Missisipi. One of my friends specifically LEFT Missisipi to retire to Australia because it’s cleaner and safer in Brisbane. And less inbred.
We haven’t signed a contract and I don’t eat McDonald’s.
One of me gets this but some of the other me don't. We are all disagreeing with one of me but tend to take the same side as two other me. Three other me don't care. Do I need more meds or less?
No seriously for once start from the beginning, who’s against you? what problems do you have? and whats going on?
Every time I see a post of yours I feel like I am getting a story half way through?
You have a assistant cause you’re handicapped and you had the hots for her/him and they left and now you have a less corrupt assistant who’s going to side mount you?
We don’t play the banjo in Australia (breaks out the beercap xylophone).
Abridged version: My support worker got the hots for me then I couldn’t handle the pressure. It fucked up and now I’ve been forced to move house pending further investigation by the peak disability body in Queensland.
I will see her at my friend’s wedding cos my friend is still supported by her.
But as for all this “you’re a liar” bullshit because I’m reorganising my life, it’s called “total fucking turmoil”.