just knocked out a grappler

i study kung fu, he is a bjj guy. he shot for my legs and a palm strike to the back of his head knocked him out lol. :eusa_danc

I think you should cut down on the kinky sex.
You’ll just ruin your life son !

Unless you have video evidence, I’ll believe that once me shit turns purple!

Now just say shenanigans once. Please.

It could be you are eating too much ruhbarbs.

Anecdotal /= Empircal.

There is quite nothing that compares to a shaved scrotum, it is a must !

The peanut butter sticks less that way, so your dog can get more of it off.

The ki is strong with this ninja.

I guess that modertors dont like anything that f’s with their homo affair with bjj LMAO

It’s actually really funny to imagine anyone getting knocked out by a palm strike to the back of the head while they’re doing something that involves a level change and a forward charge.

After reading this I gave a few minutes hitting a stationary target from that angle just to try and imagnie what the hell he was talking about. Nothing I could try and imitate amounted to more than a bitch slap. I guess I need to gather my chi and chakras and shit.

Things I’ve been hit with in the back of the head or had the back of my head hit and not been knocked out by:

Hands
Feet
A brick
A maglight
Baseball bats
Steel Chairs
Concrete Steps
Tables

Your point is?

No, just nothing that has to do with blatant lying and sheer stupidity.

Perhaps we are being unfair. It is possible the grappler was a 6-year-old. A couple of the kids I teach have a decent single-leg.

Or it could have been the Girl-scouts’ under-12 folkstyle champ.

I bet a palm strike to either of their heads would do it.

I would have gone for a naked triangle choke…

i study kung fu, he is a bjj guy. he shot for my legs and a palm strike to the back of his head knocked him out lol.

WEL ON TGHE PLUS SIDE AT LEAST THERE’S NO WAY THIS THREAD COULD GET ANY LESS FUNNY FROM HERE

I think you should cut down on the kinky sex.
You’ll just ruin your life son !

CURSES!

I got knocked out one time by a striker, and I am a grappler.

It went like this…we were both going for the soccer ball during PE and I went to head the ball, and he went to kick it. Needless to say I was on the losing end. I guess I didn’t get KO’d exactly. I just got a concussion.

But seeing as he struck me with his foot, and I eventually became a grappler 15 years later…

WITHOUT GIVING MANY DETAILS, A STRIKER KNOCKED OUT A GRAPPLER~

Later on I got a hamburger and a soft drink and things were okay. Then I grew up. I still eat hamburgers and drink soda’s. So everything is still okay. Just in case you were wondering.

I have a love/hate relationship with Yrkoon’s new avatar. Though it is the funniest thing I have ever seen, it slows down my computer due to the fact that my harddrive has more viruses than Europe during the Black Death.

PLEASE teach me your secrets!

What’s funny about this thread is the idea that there’s some sort of grand point to be made by knocking somebody out once. If we all made a thread every time we tagged or tapped somebody, the server would need freon cooling.

I knocked out a grappler once. That’ll teach him to jaywalk on the highway.

PL