In your case it’s easy.
I’m not the type to boast
Of course not, Sveltelord. It’s not your way anymore.
That was not always the case, however.
Remember?
I could not possibly live up to that standard
Never give up a perfectly good opportunity to tell humorous wild lies about one’s own marital prowess.
How terribly American
The corpse of a good joke contains an elemental concoction of hubris and/or humility. If we cannot shame the gods in a pleasing fashion, we can always shame ourselves.
I survived.
What’s getting celebrated this month?
Don’t ask me
I’m partied out!