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I just meant, if sifu Wang Kam or another high Wing Chun sifu showed that they are atleast capable combatants by defeating you regardless or your style, no matter how competitive/sport oriented it is, wouldn’t you at least credit them as not being a crock? Any way, he is an important part of WCKFAF. Be sure to check us out on IFL battleground! We might not make it on tonight, due to scheduling details.
Why are you still here? You are the kid at school who gets beat up all the time and laughs about it. What is he gonna do on the IFL if they don’t have a schedule conflict? Demonstrate chops to the neck or how tough his belly is by pushing a pole into it?
Those chops to the neck mean he cannot be guillotined. pole to the belly? liver shots don’t work either.
Unstoppable MMA powerhouse. y’all betta reco’nize.
Ah, a hypothetical! I like these.
What if you came at me with your Kung Fu and I shat (like, from my ass, I don’t mean “shot”) a forty-five caliber calcified bowel movement at you at a barely subsonic velocity, striking you directly between the eyes and blowing a tennis-ball sized hole out the back of your skull?
What if every trip you made to the petting zoo didn’t have to end in civil and criminal action being taken against you for animal cruelty, indecent exposure, and corruption of minors?
What if your parents had been willing to actually show photographs and videoclips of you when they were lobbying for the legalization of nineteenth trimester abortions?
What if you contracted bovine spongiform encephalopathy from fucking the gory remains of freshly dead cows? Actually, this one seems likely to graduate from “hypothetical” to “confirmed diagnosis and matter of public record” at any moment.
On a more serious note, I genuinely hoped you had reformed. Nonserious crap like the stuff you’re posting now gets the kind of responses it deserves.
Don’t you have meds to take?
What is NAMBLA?
How long have you been members?
So if this is true (as I’m inclined to believe), would that make him a master of the dreaded _ing _hun donkey punch?
No, he must execute the technique against many more fully clenched donkey anuses before he can be declared a master.
smacks self in forehead
Sorry, I forgot about the whole resistance thing. . .
Remember the bullshido moto. It dosen’t count unless you are training with a resisting donkey… errr… partner.
Feel the aliveness.
you know the most scary thing is im pretty sure ggboxer isnt trolling,he actually believes his own bullcrap for 90% of the time.
oh well grandmaster flashpants must make money too i guess.
ggboxer,there will be a seminar soon where you learn the ancient art of aura-choking,only 120euros taught by me.
wanna sign up?
There’s really no conclusize proof that WC is ineffective and that the sifus aren’t elite in their fighting skills.
Theres really no conclusize proof that you’re not a gay teenage kiddie fiddler with elephantiasis of the mouth, But we’re willing to stipulate the point.
This is a good one. Made me laugh.
ggboxer…you are not doing wing chun any favors w/ your defense of the system.
This thread is just screaming for TomKaganian intervention.
I guess I kind of fantasized when I began my training that various governments would want my services for my incredible fighting skills, that I’d be having international oppurtunity.
Your fantasy skills are formidable indeed, young master.
I wonder if good ol Gee Gee is one of these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_xEZUnR8NQ&mode=related&search=
This is getting off topic. Support the Wing Chun Kung Fu Action Force and the teachings of Wang-man kam leung sifu.
What the hell? Sounds like some kind of Moonie cult.
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