jnp screws up

I got more than one private message asking me what the fuck am I doing? Here are my answers.

  1. I have no idea what I’m doing. I would have thought that was apparent by now.

  2. One would think that the thread title was sufficient explanation.

What does it look like I’m doing? I’m screwing up the boards!

And that’s why we love you!

[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2725399]That sounds delicious.

But,

will there be watermelon?[/QUOTE]

NOES no fruits
and no

.

SPAMZ FOR YOU!!!1!!

Someday I will be bored and I will make a post about Uruguay’s culture

BUT MEN OF THE WEST
it is not this day!

[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2725313]
Actually that place is quite nice our proper traditional fast food is this

you can buy that stuff in places like this

[/QUOTE]
Works for me, man! I’d party with Don Beto.

[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2725418]I love being engaged to a Latina.[/QUOTE]

Beware the angry Latina. No can defence!

[QUOTE=DarkPhoenix;2725553]Beware the angry Latina. No can defence![/QUOTE]

She’s already knocked me out once.

Did I mention she does Kali?

[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2725558]She’s already knocked me out once.

Did I mention she does Kali?[/QUOTE]

Kali involves knives, right? Just sayin’!

Elbow to the head.

[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2725558]She’s already knocked me out once.

Did I mention she does Kali?[/QUOTE]

That is so romantic

[QUOTE=DarkPhoenix;2725562]Kali involves knives, right? Just sayin’![/QUOTE]
Yeah, but it’s just as dangerous with sticks, random objects or empty hands…

:o

I once got home from work to find that my wife had been hammering nails into the wall with a frying pan.

[QUOTE=jnp;2725461]
What does it look like I’m doing? I’m screwing up the boards![/QUOTE]

For the LOLz?

[QUOTE=jnp;2725268]…please disregard the warnings I sent everyone.[/QUOTE]

But what you sent me was so poetic:

You have been warned AND YET YOU MEDDLE! Take heed lest the Ancients stir in their stony depths and turn their mind-tentacles toward your puny existence.

Read it while listening to some Wagner done up dixieland-band style. Priceless.

[QUOTE=Vieux Normand;2725814]But what you sent me was so poetic:

You have been warned AND YET YOU MEDDLE! Take heed lest the Ancients stir in their stony depths and turn their mind-tentacles toward your puny existence.

Read it while listening to some Wagner done up dixieland-band style. Priceless.[/QUOTE]

I cant find a band like that place post a link or give some names

[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2725888]I cant find a band like that place post a link or give some names[/QUOTE]

Same site where you can download that great klezmer rendition of Deutschland Uber Alles.

It also has Motorhead’s take on Minne Ripperton’s Loving You (Is Easy Cuz You’re Beautiful), as well as the vintage-reggae version of Katchaturian’s Sabre Dance. You canalso download sheet music, such as Rock Around The Clock in 7/4 time.

You know the site. Everyone does.