jnp screws up

My money is on AIDs and viral hepatitis, a deadly combination.

However, another possibility is one of those guys dim mak’d the third chakra of your sternoclitoralmastoid and caused a puncture with your styoid process. This is the more deadly of choices and can cause you to bleed out through varicocele embolisms that form as your flow of chi is reversed stopping the flow from seminiferous tubules.

You know it’s pretty easy to break that type of choke in one movement right? Were your arms pinned or something?

The next time you’re being rat packed like that start poping out eyeballs. Then at least you won’t be the only one in a doctors office.

Try not to get into fights anymore.

“What’s it got down his throat?”

–Line from Alien

You know what happens next. Might as well take your shirt off.

You have no trouble swallowing and breeding but the pain? Unless there is real damage and swelling I can’t really see what the doctor can do for you but maybe give you some pain killers. Though for your own peace and quiet you should go, the check-up isn’t going to be pleasant, you are going to experience a deep throating, but again, it might be worth it. Don’t tell the doctor about your breeding he might recommend a surgery to fix that too. Feel better soon.

[QUOTE=Uglybugly;2724579]Hi. I have accidentally gotten into a fight again. I got chocked with one hand this time. It was on a overfilled bus and it was hard to fight back because I was fighting multiple opponents that was hammering me so I couldn’t focus on the guy that chocked me until I have fended of some dudes… anyways. I am fine except for this.

what do you guys think about this?[/QUOTE]

Nobody “accidentally” gets into a fight. “Accidental” implies you could have avoided it.

Multiple opponents? On a bus?

What were you thinking? You are lucky you didn’t get curb stomped at the next bus stop.

OP

You say you have no problem with breeding now, but just wait till they start hitting you up for more pocket money and asking to use the car

Surgery now could save you all that pain

[QUOTE=Uglybugly;2724579]Hi. I have accidentally gotten into a fight again. I got chocked with one hand this time. It was on a overfilled bus and it was hard to fight back because I was fighting multiple opponents that was hammering me so I couldn’t focus on the guy that chocked me until I have fended of some dudes… anyways. I am fine except for this.

I have no problems breeding.

what do you guys think about this?[/QUOTE]

I think it proves Darwinism isn’t all it’s cut out to be

[QUOTE=vaquero de las nalgas;2724983]Nobody “accidentally” gets into a fight. “Accidental” implies you could have avoided it.

Multiple opponents? On a bus?

What were you thinking? You are lucky you didn’t get curb stomped at the next bus stop.[/QUOTE]

Happens to me all the time. I accidentally slipped a few years back and my penis ended up in this woman’s vagina. People need to be more careful out there.

200 person bus fight? Where do you live?

Viet Nam Tom, is that you?

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[QUOTE=Uglybugly;2725106]
anyways about the fight. We have these crazy overfilled night bus where I live. The bus is designed for maybe 50 people but there are maybe 200 or something on them. When I got on there was a gang that also got on and started picking on people. after a few stops they started to punch people and shit like that and hell started. I went after “the leader” but he got a choke on me and it was difficult to move and fight because there was so many people around and around half of them were hitting me in the face. I broke the dudes grip on my throat forced myself close to him and tried to establish a standing arm triangle choke but I had zero success. then the bus stopped and the door opened. I throw the dude to the curbs. I grab one of his friends and throw him out as well. then the rest of the gang follows because alot of people are fighting them. it was a really chaotic situation and all. the dude that choked me tries to jump on the bus again to fight more. I kick him in the lower stomach area. He falls back and the doors close.

anyways I am done with my lab work for this week. I got some time off. Going to call my doctor and ask if this is something to worry about. I think I have alot of free time next week too so I will have time no matter how the doctor schedules it.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of good old fucking Uruguay

Shitty buses damn here there is bullshit like that all the time

[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2725165]Reminds me of good old fucking Uruguay

Shitty buses damn here there is bullshit like that all the time[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but your fast food looks like this:

So you don’t get sympathy for anything less than armed robery! ;p

[QUOTE=thrutch;2725157]Am I the only person in this thread who doesn’t know what a one arm finger choke is?[/QUOTE]

Smacks own forehead.

Uh, I screwed up, but please disregard the warnings I sent everyone. I thought Uglybugly’s thread was in the PT forum. It’s in YMAS. Duh.

Hell I temp banned Mr Machete because I thought he was a repeat offender, trolling in the PT forum. I went back and unbanned him as soon as I realized my mistake. He was gone for all of two minutes.

[QUOTE=jnp;2725268]

Hell I temp banned Mr Machete because I thought he was a repeat offender, trolling in the PT forum. I went back and unbanned him as soon as I realized my mistake. He was gone for all of two minutes.[/QUOTE]
Aw, mang! You know I wouldn’t crap up your forum intentionally.

Lies.

[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;2725172]Yeah, but your fast food looks like this:

So you don’t get sympathy for anything less than armed robery! ;p[/QUOTE]

Ahoooy
Actually that place is quite nice our proper traditional fast food is this

you can buy that stuff in places like this

But you are welcome to Uruguay anytime you want! for just 20 bucks you and someone else could eat a lot of meat of both cows, chicken and pigs roasted in a parrilla (NO I WONT WRITE IT IN ENGLISH)

[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2725313]
But you are welcome to Uruguay anytime you want! for just 20 bucks you and someone else could eat a lot of meat of both cows, chicken and pigs roasted in a parrilla (NO I WONT WRITE IT IN ENGLISH)[/QUOTE]

That sounds delicious.

But,

will there be watermelon?

I love being engaged to a Latina.

[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2725307]Lies.[/QUOTE]

Truly.