Jackie Chan would kick him in the knee and that would be it. A real Kung Fu man from China would take an MMA fighter with no problem. You all are big, dumb steroid freaks, but you don’t know the science behind chi and traditional martial arts.
-1 on the troll scale.
Jackie Chan is a stuntman, not a kung-fu man. So your argument fails before it even begins.
Pathetic troll job
Yawn.
Try again.
Try harder.
Exercise aliveness in trolling.
Just to avoid the obvious for a minute and take the long road:
isn’t Jackie Chan like almost fucking 60??
Enlighten us on the science behind chi.
The UFC needs more Peking Opera!
What was that? An exhibition?
We want real emotional content, not anger.
Your post is like a finger pointing at the moon… don’t concentrate on the finger…
… wait, scratch that.
Your post is like a thumb, jammed up your own ass.
{holds up two fingers, pokes Dana ‘Black’ in the eyes, three Stooges style}
Now, Try Again!
Dude, Jacky Chan said himself, “I like action, not violence”… He’s happy to be an action hero.
-- You fail --
NO. He said “I like getting action.” Big difference.
You should have added “discuss” at the end of this post. Or called everyone fags or homos, bitches, or many of the other tried and already been done shit. Instead you call us big, dumb steroid freaks. What the hell you creative genius, try a little harder or don’t try at all.