It's my drunk technique

most people arn’t trained to fight a drunkard

…And yet a drunkard often wants to fight.

(Had to be said before someone else said it).:lookround

notice how well drunks fight, because they are so hard to predict.

Speaking from experience: Yes.

I was the drunk.

I think that all the pros should fight drunk. Then, we can see how graceful and fast/strong their attacks would be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU3kqgkx98

People on coke would be worse I imagine.

amphetamines.

drunk people can’t fight worth shit. next topic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVbRfsaF8M

I kinda like the first 5 seconds of this.