"its all sweet bro"

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10121601

Apparently not as sweet as this robber would like it though. needs to work on his communication skills- when someone has you in a headlock and you are hitting them, you might want to stop before asking them to let you go.

Must be some weird Kiwi slang cause I’ve never heard someone say ‘It’s all sweet’ before, but I imagine it has the same meaning as ‘It’s all good/alright’. Am I correct?

Mr McRae said he did some boxing training while at Auckland Grammar School then went on to study the martial art form ninjitsu.

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If he was a real ninja, he would have been awake before they got to his room and he would have flipped out and killed them before they ever saw him.

yes, pretty common saying here

“its bitter, now, BITCH!”

WHACK! POW! BLAM!

He CHASED them outside?
retard was asking to get stabbed/shot/beaten

You’re right, that’s why the burglars didn’t do it inside, they had to run away outside to beat/stab/whatever him. Because, you know, evil villians draw power from the moon.

PL

Mr McRae still has the hat of the second intruder

I have flu. With my iffy comprehension skills, I read that as “the second nutrider”…

You know, usually when you’re beating someone down you’re probably thinking ‘hey, this is pretty sweet!’ but I’m sure it’s very rare that they agree with you. At least the burglar was a good sport.