This is kinda a hypothetical question but here goes.
I’ve been wondering quite a while if there is in fact a legal way for people to fight to the death without breaking the law. Apart from fighting in the ring of course. I mean if two people really hate eachother and decide to duel with a gun, sword, knife or unarmed.
Is there any way it wouldn’t be mutual assault & battery?
Your humor never translates well in writing. You should really work on that. Maybe in real life you complement your jokes with gestures or facial expressions that add a degree of humor. In writing, you don’t do so well.