Is there a legal way for 2 people to fight to the death?

This is kinda a hypothetical question but here goes.

I’ve been wondering quite a while if there is in fact a legal way for people to fight to the death without breaking the law. Apart from fighting in the ring of course. I mean if two people really hate eachother and decide to duel with a gun, sword, knife or unarmed.

Is there any way it wouldn’t be mutual assault & battery?

I wonder

Soul Calibur?

I’m pretty sure there’s laws against Dueling.

I’m glad you didn’t post this in Newbie Town. That means I get to tell you you’re a stupid motherfucker.

There might be a country somewhere where you can do it, not in Australia/USA though.

Go somewhere unrestricted by law? Sahara etc. What happens in the desert stays in the desert.

Because nobody will find out about it or is it in fact a lawless area? (serious)

Go to Mexico

Antarctica is your best bet

Well I am trying to set up a duel between me and Akon, but he hasn’t responded to my email yet.

Devil is that you…oh wait.

Jousting is still legal in Maryland.

It is the official state sport.

This (& crabs) is why my state is so much better than yours.

iirc, there’s actually full contact jousting teams/tournaments. A bunch of hardcore renfaire larpers I used to work with were very big on it.

Ewwww you have crabs nasty.

Your humor never translates well in writing. You should really work on that. Maybe in real life you complement your jokes with gestures or facial expressions that add a degree of humor. In writing, you don’t do so well.

I wasn’t joking so, it translated fine.

Yet another weak attempt. Heavy sigh.

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That’s what I mean. See, that’s not funny. Please, try harder. I don’t mind being insulted, but at least make it funny. Damn.

Because there arent many squad cars on patrol. I am not sure of the laws governing the Sahara or any barren lands.