Is it illegal for a man to defend himself against a violent woman?

[quote=syberia;2440417]I dont know what the fuck all you guys are on about, but yes, OP, it is.

Women are precious creatures held to a higher standard of living. You dont mess with them, you just get messed with.
If a chick finds a reason to hit you: you’re doing it wrong.[/quote]

Is that why you want to be a woman so badly?

“Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?”

Surprisingly more successfull than “Hi, my name is Daniel.”

[quote=danniboi07;2440468]“Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?”

Surprisingly more successfull than “Hi, my name is Daniel.”[/quote]

How does that work out for you?

Look, women want to be swept off their feet. That tactic makes it easier for both of us.

Because there’s nothing more romantic than being knocked unconscious for a behind-the-bush quickie with Danny Devito.

Is that why you want to be a woman so badly?

Look, there are many reasons.

A boy can dream, can’t he?

[quote=syberia;2440681]Look, there are many reasons.

A boy can dream, can’t he?[/quote]

post feets pl0x

Why do you photos of my feet?

You have a fetish?

Yes he does. He’s into crossdressers.

[quote=syberia;2440763]Why do you photos of my feet?

You have a fetish?[/quote]

Maybe.

Post hawt feetz and u findz out, lawl.