Wait…
The Question, were you recently employed by the United States Secret Service?
Because that might partly explain this line of questioning.
how you define cheating is a little up to you (if you’re seeking out physical or emotional gratification that you can get from your significant other but you’d rather get elsewhere for whatever reason, it may be cheating), and a lot up to your significant other (if you’re sharing physical or emotional experiences with someone else when your significant other feels strongly that such experiences should be reserved for your relationship alone, then it’s going to be cheating.
I know girls who think that owning porn or masturbating is cheating. Seriously, if a guy spanks it in the shower, they think he’s cheating. Of course, one of these girls only has sex in the standard missionary position, nothing else, not even oral. & she wonders why she can’t keep a man…
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I know girls who think that owning porn or masturbating is cheating. Seriously, if a guy spanks it in the shower, they think he’s cheating. Of course, one of these girls only has sex in the standard missionary position, nothing else, not even oral. & she wonders why she can’t keep a man…[/QUOTE]
go ahead…let it out…name names and everything
That position is pretty much only good for in a shower stall, phone booth, etc.
Odd choice…
edit: Hahaha, i read that as “standing”.
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Of course, one of these girls only has sex in the standard missionary position, nothing else, not even oral. & she wonders why she can’t keep a man…[/QUOTE]
Should be on every marriage counsellors wal, right beside the Diploma.
Now this is why it is good to make sure your morals match up with those of your significant other. The position in our household is, it’s only cheating if we don’t discuss it first and both agree to it. Works great. I’ve slept with nearly as many women since being married as I did prior. Of course she has slept with other people too- even the same women sometimes- but if you’re the jealous type why would you expect your partner to be any different?
If you have a SO who gets the distinction between sex and intimacy, it makes things a lot better. Means I can have meaningless sports sex with other women, just not any lovey-dovey stuff- what a damn shame, eh?
Question, are you planning to marry the chick you’re dating? If not, I say do whatever you want.
If you’re married or planning to be, keep shit on the up and up.
If I were single I’d be more concerned about aidsherpeswartsclapcrabs than morality.
A friend of mine once defined cheating as; binge drinking, it’s great during, but than you agonize over it for a few days. The problem is that you get addicted to it (so i’v heard), and eventually you are going to get caught. Best to avoid, but if you can’t, than the next best thing is to pay for it, this way you minimise your chances of getting caught, and you spare the feelings of some other girl. Wear a rubber, don’t speak of it, and learn how not to get caught.
[QUOTE=Two_Hands;2701823]Now this is why it is good to make sure your morals match up with those of your significant other. The position in our household is, it’s only cheating if we don’t discuss it first and both agree to it. Works great. I’ve slept with nearly as many women since being married as I did prior. Of course she has slept with other people too- even the same women sometimes- but if you’re the jealous type why would you expect your partner to be any different?
If you have a SO who gets the distinction between sex and intimacy, it makes things a lot better. Means I can have meaningless sports sex with other women, just not any lovey-dovey stuff- what a damn shame, eh?[/QUOTE]
This is an interesting motherfucking concept. But I could never be down with that shit. Unless of course she’s doing some girl on girl shit, because I could roll with that.
Also, aren’t you afraid of catching something from your wife or giving something to her? Motherfucking Herpes, HPV and crabs all sidestep condoms, you know.
Few things you can do, though it’d take a lot of self control
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never sleep with anyone you already know or knows your friend. basically sleep with complete strangers
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most important. keep your fucking mouth shut. don’t ever bring it up, hypothetically, to best guy friend, to your brother, or anything.
Though its such a recipe for giving your wife some minor or major STDs.
I have no firsthand experience with cheating with the current spouse
[QUOTE=Devil;2701859]Question, are you planning to marry the chick you’re dating? If not, I say do whatever you want.
If you’re married or planning to be, keep shit on the up and up.
If I were single I’d be more concerned about aidsherpeswartsclapcrabs than morality.[/QUOTE]
For sure, but the grey area comes in when you’re uncertain you want to marry her. Plus if she found out, I could always say “It was just a massage that got out of control dear. Could have happened to anyone, so please, just put the gun down”.
Yeah, Herpisiphylaids is a motherfucker. That shit will fuck you up physically, mentally, socially and psychologically. When I was a young lad, after getting my first blow job I showed up at the motherfucking doctor’s office the following day, fucking certain that I had contracted chlamydia.
Q: don’t think of it that way. Just ask yourself this question. Ask your self why you are with this girl. Why? companionship and sex? Then whatever. Is it because you see potential to have a family together and build trust and your lives together? Than fuck no.
Basically, a modified version for married guys or in a dedicated relationship would be: “why did I even get married if I’m going to cheat?” In today’s world you can definitely arrange a family without monogamy, though yeah you may give up on stability and such. You can’t have everything. When you chose to get in a monogamous relationship then thats what you are giving up, so give it up.
[QUOTE=The Question;2701926]This is an interesting motherfucking concept. But I could never be down with that shit. Unless of course she’s doing some girl on girl shit, because I could roll with that.[/quote]
She does both, and pretty much equally (in terms of numbers). I’m straight though. We’ve double-teamed some girls and that’s pretty cool.
Also, aren’t you afraid of catching something from your wife or giving something to her? Motherfucking Herpes, HPV and crabs all sidestep condoms, you know.
No more worried than when I was single. Yes, it’s an issue but it’s always an issue unless you only screw virgins and frankly, they tend to be fucking shithouse in bed. Though it’s not like we are spending all our time screwing other people. We have just-us sex a lot more often than we have sex with other people. It’s funny too, because people assume that if you are into that then you don’t have a close relationship, but we are really close. We’ve only spent 5 days apart in the last 8 years.
Question, if you even have to ask.
Someone’s only as good a person, as they are to those who love and trust them the most IMO.
[QUOTE=bobyclumsyninja;2702039]Question, if you even have to ask.
Someone’s only as good a person, as they are to those who love and trust them the most IMO.[/QUOTE]
This is some Jedi shit right here. Somebody put this on the back of a T-shirt. And of course, it’s marginally gay in that clumsyninja style. How do you keep doing this, man?
Good point. But it’s only a massage, man. Also, what if she don’t put out frequently? Also, what if her head game is poor, you know, theoretically.
Basically, a modified version for married guys or in a dedicated relationship would be: “why did I even get married if I’m going to cheat?”
Tax break. And in some societies, you get a break from motherfuckers hassling you about 'living in sin". Also, girlfriends attitude towards fucking may improve since premarital sex is associated with serious guilt (for her). Ironically I was on the other side of that guilt not too long ago. Damn, that shit is twisted.
In today’s world you can definitely arrange a family without monogamy, though yeah you may give up on stability and such. You can’t have everything. When you chose to get in a monogamous relationship then thats what you are giving up, so give it up.
For reals. But fuck having everything. Just want some things. And just so curious about erotic massage.
If she doesn’t know about it, then it is cheating to some degree. There is no getting past the value of honesty in any relationship. The lack of it has broken more marriages/relationships than can be counted.
I laugh out loud at some of you morally-grey mofos. Read up on the subject of ethics you ignoramuses. Start with the Greek philosophers and work your way forward in time.
I will only listen to the wisdom of the ancients when it directly correlates with my own opinion, thank you, jnp.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2702242]I will only listen to the wisdom of the ancients when it directly correlates with my own opinion, thank you, jnp.[/QUOTE]
You wrote a joke post. It was not a serious one. Anyone with two synapses to rub together knows this.
See? I can ruin anyone’s joke.
[QUOTE=jnp;2702245]You wrote a joke post. It was not a serious one. Anyone with two synapses to rub together knows this.
See? I can ruin anyone’s joke.[/QUOTE]
Fuck. You took the funny out of my post retrospectively. Sorcerer.