Do you use that line to get girls to remove their clothes?
youre a fucking cocksmoker truepwrz, seriously. i feel bad for you, and anyone unfortunate enough to end up dating you. i hope by the grace of god that you were born sterile (which is more probably than most people because i imagine your mother drank a LOT when she was pregnant with you) and can’t infect the world.
die.
Truepwrz, yes it is a sin for tall guys to like short girls. I am issuing a fatwa on that very subject, effective immediately.
Lucky for you, my religious edict is not retroactive; so you are not going straight to hell just because of your wet dream.
It’s only a sin if your offspring is a coyoodle? That would be a sin even if your woman was regular sized.
Umm…does anyone find it funny that Truepwrz considers himself tall at 5’10"?
He’s huge in Japan.
Shit, I’m 5’10 and I have a Napoleon complex.
He’s 6’0.
Why the fuck am I even telling you guys this!?
Pwrs,
I got your PM.
Did you get my first post in this thread?
My advice would be fucking wasted. To put it in context, so that all might understand, my giving you any more advice would be a bit like a Muay Thai practitioner trying to coach somebody for Olympic TKD.
Well, I still find it funny.
No. What’s really hilarious is that you should have started this thread…
And then gloated about the fact that you can make spinners out of runway models…
That’s what I think is funny.
I think if I high kicked you I would only reach your chest. I gotta measure how high I can get my leg up.
P.S. Fuck you, you tall bastard.
Now pussycat many a lady has been known to use the mechanic’s skills. They actually say my other ‘handle’ has the midas touch.
I feel the pain of everyone. Then I feel nothing
Hate to break it to you lily but your not the only girl my words have that effect on. I say woman, is there a draft in your room because, wow they look like pencil earasers.
Hot damn, I havnt really been on this site like I used to. But boy, I sure posted some odd shit when I was still a drinkin.
[QUOTE=SoulMechanic;1924581]This, this is what I think about your bullshit thread op.
and here we go.
op finds true love
blah blah blah
I find vertically challenged vixen who will kiss my ass
gab gab gab
smoking bad.
endless nights and endless days of crazy par-tay. Amazing how them ankle biters b gettin down.
blabber blabber blah.
ZOMGZERZ we now have bun in oven!
yap yap yap
wow op congrats, that is one upstanding youngster you and the misses vag launched. The resemblance he has with Papa is uncanny I must say old boy.
blunder blarg blitz, c section scar and undersized titz
Raising retards aint cheep doodz. Pole dancing ensues.
deedle deedle dee
All the stress from gyrating pole fellating has proven rather exasterbating, and op just aint relating. Infidelity is most surelly incubating.
She leaves you for her half sized Hercules. You are depressed and devastated. To put it simply, you have become a hollowed shell of the very lacking vessel you were to begin with. You find meth. Its great at first all that compulsive energy. But the long nights of dumpster diving and sock drawer organizing leave no time for the straight mans nine to five. You lose your house, your moped and what ever shred of pride you had to begin with. Your self esteem is firmly fixed to the bottom of your shoes. Now you find yourself sucking dick at truck stops for another teener. Do you really want that for your life op? Do ya? This is your future, it is your soul responsibility to change it.
Now who would like a free personality test?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bodhi108;1923555]“Cute, dumb, obedient”…
In three words, you proved the every damn stereotype about misogynistic Asian men & how they want their women to act.
Good job.[/QUOTE]
Thread necro, but as an Asian man I need to correct 108’s comment.
“cute, smart, but obedient”
I believe cute dumb obedient is for the non-asian men.
takes cover
I love being a tall guy dating a short girl. I’m 6’3" and my gf is 5’0". My last gf was the same height.
They have small hands so it makes my cock look big.
well I’m 5’11 and my girl is 5’1 so I hope not
[QUOTE=DarkPhoenix;2597300]
They have small hands so it makes my cock look big.[/QUOTE]
I remember this acquaintance of mine saying something similar when I commented on the fact he only seemed to pick up these tiny, tiny women. He was only 5’7", with a Napoleon complex.
Whether they are 4ft or 7ft, when you got a donger like mine, it doesn’t matter.
It’s nice to know the average IQ never changes around here.
The day that girls get off to brains instead of cock, let me know.
Actually don’t, cause you’ll be a zombie. :Thoughtful: