I do have a spot on my count with Toby’s name on it for when I enact the final solution…
can a dog bring you beer and give you a neck/shoulder massage when your neck area is hurting?
disclaimer:i have no idea if she puts me on the friends list or potential lovers list(she treats me really nice and gets me the drinks when i say i want something, maybe she treats everyone this way, who knows) the only thing that tells me i have a chance at her is that she invited me for breakfast at her house 1 on 1 tomorrow.
No, but my dog is still happy to see me when I come home drunk at 5 am.
Yeah but the things you do to him after you come home are not so nice.
Okay in all seriousness, why does Trupwrz insite a shit storm every time he posts ANYTHING!? I swear to god I can’t recall one thread hes started without some getting sand in their vag while yelling “You’re fucking stupid!”.
Mind you though it’s usually warranted… like now… god wtf was my point again?
Lmfao, dude stop fucking treating teh females like commodities, seriously, it just doesn’t make the rest of us Nak Muay look all too classy (if anyone needs relationship tips, just contact Love Master Squirrel or Love Master Jamel).
But seriously though, quit it, and stop fucking smoking you cunt. I won’t beat you up anymore if your cardio sucks.
so querlli your trying to wrestle the demons into recommending the op rent
for the superior cinematography and touching story line?
Or you could pretend your
I am sure Toby told us all he can not get a stiffy because of his meds. They must have been fucking him.
Fuck you.
Because he doesn’t fucking listen. He’s like a woman with two black eyes.
The internet discussion forum, helping people not think for themselves since 1993.
I smoke. Gonna kick my ass too?
I love it when someone is articulate when presenting their case.:5butthead
True Powers, are you stupid? This is a serious question.
Please don’t hurt me… T_T
Nah it’s just that this cunt went from training 5 days a week to working in South Carolina (for fam or w/e) stopped his road work, went drinking all the time, and he smokes fucking CAPRI’S! Bitch stoges! The fuck?
If you’re gonna get caner do it the right way, smoke a pack of Omega’s (real ciggerette brand, picture on my phone, I will send it to you).
But seriously both me and him suck so bad we can’t afford to do any thing stupid right now. Especially him. God I’m gonna have to kick his ass soon… damn it.
You’re an idiot.
I’d hit you if you were shorter.
Two words…
Walking Blowjob.
This, this is what I think about your bullshit thread op.
and here we go.
op finds true love
blah blah blah
I find vertically challenged vixen who will kiss my ass
gab gab gab
smoking bad.
endless nights and endless days of crazy par-tay. Amazing how them ankle biters b gettin down.
blabber blabber blah.
ZOMGZERZ we now have bun in oven!
yap yap yap
wow op congrats, that is one upstanding youngster you and the misses vag launched. The resemblance he has with Papa is uncanny I must say old boy.
blunder blarg blitz, c section scar and undersized titz
Raising retards aint cheep doodz. Pole dancing ensues.
deedle deedle dee
All the stress from gyrating pole fellating has proven rather exasterbating, and op just aint relating. Infidelity is most surelly incubating.
She leaves you for her half sized Hercules. You are depressed and devastated. To put it simply, you have become a hollowed shell of the very lacking vessel you were to begin with. You find meth. Its great at first all that compulsive energy. But the long nights of dumpster diving and sock drawer organizing leave no time for the straight mans nine to five. You lose your house, your moped and what ever shred of pride you had to begin with. Your self esteem is firmly fixed to the bottom of your shoes. Now you find yourself sucking dick at truck stops for another teener. Do you really want that for your life op? Do ya? This is your future, it is your soul responsibility to change it.
Now who would like a free personality test?
I have no response to SoulM’s post, its like he actually knows what its like to be a midget and to live a midget life. You scare me when you rant btw.
lily, just how exactly do you think I became a certified mechanic of the soul?>?>?>?
Oh…I never really understood why a grown man would have such a ‘handle’.
It is strange but I feel the pain of everyone. Then, I feel nothing.