screw tall guys
You’re a shortass aren’t you partyboy?
I do her - if she’d stand on her head.
i think its better the other asian girls that
1.act like a slut and try to make you beg for their pussy even tho you dont want it
2.pointing out every grammer mistake you made
3.you tell them to get you something they always say why dont you quit being so lazy and move
4. then they go lecture you about smoking everyhour of your longass day
(the first 2 are about my xgf and last 2 are about my mom to my dad, 2 of the most feared women in my life)
i cant help but care about how other people think about me because i didnt like how the group of hippos that were left alone in the party were making jokes out of us all that time
Grow some balls Truepwrz! Things could be worse. Short chicks are fine, they will make you feel big and strong.
not to mention tall and long
Always pictured you as a brunette lily.
wanna wrasle?
I know from talking to quite a few short girls that they wouldn’t touch a short guy with a ten foot pole. There was one case where I tried to be a match maker and the guy was good looking, smart, and athletic. The only comment the girl made “I like tall guys, not short guys”.
I heard some anthropoligist say one time that it is in the genes. In times past the females felt more protected from saber tooth tigers and enemy tribes with a tall guy.
Soungs reasonable to me. If a tall guy likes a short girl then I say go for it. If their son gets the short genes, let him worry about the girls liking tall guys issue.
pissed Lily off with my earlier comments.
OK - I LOVE SWIMMING WITH BOW LEGGED WOMEN!!!
What?
see your PM
stabs herself in the eye
Nobody wants to see you shagging a dead racoon Joe, nobody!!!
Then my apology is not accepted?
There was no need for it 
So how tall are you?
5’10"
But I lose height yearly…
Comes with age (but with an increasingly appreciation for youth)
I am though, starting to grow hair in unbefore unknown places such as nostrils, ears, etc.
Can we stilll be friends?
I have always wanted to come down under (really).
I’m moving to Iceland tomorrow.
You want a dog, not a woman.
and dont mind me smoking while she doesnt smoke
…A dog with double standards.
Lily - you Bitch (-:
You tease.
Get a blanket and I’ll see you there…with my nostril trimmer and a good shave.
Kidding only - I’m whopped and will go sleep with my wife, the boss, and truly the person who keeps this family together (but dreaming of you).
So I’m really not the only one who is dreaming about bangin midgets^^^
Well do you count Toby actually fucking them?