Just though that I’d pop this link here - spent a few minutes reading through it…
Much of it is mind bogglingly comical unintentionally, which kind of makes it all the more funny really…
http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/fieldguidetotrolls.htm
might even add it to my favorites so I can re-visit again and again.
:needpics:
I’d neg rep you, but I’m pretty sure you’re going to get banned.
I guess not useing the search function is alive and well too.
Here’s a pic:
He is the Marquis.
I am pretty sure he would like it.
The Marquis you are thinking of enjoyed INFLICTING pain, not receiving it.
As evident by this thread?
Perhaps. I’m a bit disappointed that this guy wasn’t a boxing troll, here to explain to us how Floyd Mayweather’s jab could stop Brock Lesnar’s takedowns.
Well, duh.
Where should I begin?
You want me to start with how Pretty-Boy all but KOed the Big Show who is like twice Lesnar’s weight?
Silly noob! Lesnar pwned Big Show.YouTube - Brock Lesnar Superplex On The Big Show Breaking The RING!!!
Some people (biased pro wrestling apologists that they are) place an * beside that particular knock out, due to the brass knuckles and the “Entourage Run In.”
Anyway, Big Show has a losing record at Wrestlemania to begin with, consider his loss to Akebono in a sumo match.
PBF all but ko’ed the Show, imagine what he would do in a REAL FIGHT against Lesnar.
Not that fake WWF stuff.
My dad (stodgy old boxing aficianado that he is) tells me that Floyd is undefeated because he “gets on his bicycle”. So, what would he do if he went up against Lance Armstrong? Hard to outbicycle a multiple tour de france winner, plus I doubt Mayweather’s showmanship and mind games would have an effect on a guy that beat lung, brain, and testicular cancer.
Your father is a wise man. Floyd loves him some “bicycle” and would soundly handly Lance Armstrong, Greg LeMond and Raul Alcula. Did you not see Dodgeball and how dismissive Armstrong was to the besoiler of Jennifer Anniston and the rest of the Regular Joes?
Besides, he is in a 3-way love affair with Matt McConnahghayehyey the gay surfer and Jake Gillenjallengylhall the gay cowboy
Now, the clincher is “PBF” goes “downstairs”.
Ask your pops about that.
That figures…
I’ve had a spate of missing the mark here recently… not intentionally, either by typing stuff when I really shouldn’t be anywhere near a PC keyboard… let alone one that’s connected to the net.
Must remind myself of that old formula:
<enthusiasm> minus <forethought> equals <fail>.
Seriously, after looking around a bit - you do have a point about this using up valuable space on a system somewhere…
so all things considered - maybe it would be an idea to simply delete this thread…?
It does rather seem that I’ve caused a bit of ‘netro-mancy’ here…
It seems a little of both sighs
I don’t know about ‘using up valuable space’ but your thread does fall under the catagory of ‘low content’.
It won’t be deleted. Just kept here to remind you to use the search function (I have quite a few of those threads myself).
Also, way to bump your own humilitating failure.
The true litmus test:
vote.
is this thread any worse then the average 3moose1 thead (one where we get to send gay porn to him in Boot Camp notwithstanding)
So here’s what I want to know. Who would win in a duel to the death between Brock Lesnar and Dwight Freeney - at speed chess?
How is that really a test? That’s like saying ‘Does this soufle taste worse than shit?’