I can no longer sit back and allow – Communist Infiltration – Communist Indoctrination – Communist Subversion – and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
Actually it wasn’t all of the USSR, just select members of the former KGB in the current Russian Mafia in cohorts with the Sicilians who had a higher ranking member snubbed by the doorman of building 2 about a month prior. This whole USSR conspiracy stuff if crap and stupid. People saying it was the Whitehouse and shit, don’t they know the Sicilian Mob runs the entire world with a huge fat bald guy named the kingpin somewhere in NYCity? Dumbasses.