In Soviet Russia, Thread Poops on YOU!

Why we fight.

I can no longer sit back and allow – Communist Infiltration – Communist Indoctrination – Communist Subversion – and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

–J. “Women Sense My Power” D.

You can reference badass movies all you want, you still smell bad. You can’t smell good with movies, either. You need deoderant, stupid.

“EMERGENCY!! EMERGENCY!! EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET!”

–J. “The Off-Islanders” D.

:happy6:

that metaphors…:new_tomat

–J.D.

Hammer and sickle FTW!

Let’s see if this works…

К Чёрту, шлюхи!

You should all bow before my Russian powers. It took me five minutes to type that.

Yeah, that’s right, I just called you all harlots and told you to go to the devil.

In Russian. Ohh, what now, huh? Burrrrrrrn.:hijackp:

We will bury you!!

–J.D.

In soviet Russia, pictures post you!

I just wanted to say that the 9/11 was a conspiracy made by members of the Soviet Union.

Actually it wasn’t all of the USSR, just select members of the former KGB in the current Russian Mafia in cohorts with the Sicilians who had a higher ranking member snubbed by the doorman of building 2 about a month prior. This whole USSR conspiracy stuff if crap and stupid. People saying it was the Whitehouse and shit, don’t they know the Sicilian Mob runs the entire world with a huge fat bald guy named the kingpin somewhere in NYCity? Dumbasses.

Yakov!!

Phrost is a COMMIE!!! Rat Bastard!!

Well, at least I get my own Trollshido thread.

–J.D.

In Soviet Russia, Trollshido thread gets YOU!

Damn capitalists moved my post!!

In Soviet Russia, post moves YOU.

You Commie bastards, you killed my son!

This is just false propaganda!! Communism shall prevail over you stupid capitalists!!

STALINE LIVES.